
"Who's Rage Quittin Now?"(Upbeat Version)
*(Verse 1 – Calling Out the Excuses)* Oh, here we go, with the same old lies Blamin’ lag, blamin’ refs, actin’ all surprised Said I “got lucky,” *yeah right!* You were tossin’ picks left and right all night Talkin’ ‘bout the past like it still applies This ain’t ‘04, Dad, *welcome to my life* You ran fullback dive like ten times straight “If it ain’t broke”—*man, it’s way too late!* *(Pre-Chorus – Hitting Harder-music quiets, highlighting the vocals)* You can’t keep up, that’s just facts You saw the scoreboard, *check the stats!* You quit down twenty, now you talkin’ tough? *Who's rage quittin’ now?* Man, you had enough! *(Chorus – The Victory Chant)* *Yeah right!* You call that skill? You rage quit early, I was runnin’ up the hill *Get wrecked!* Take the L, hold it tight This my world now, Dad—*say goodnight!* *Who's rage quittin’ now?* Say it again Dropped the controller, you ain't playin’ to win Ran outta time, ran outta plays No more talkin’—*Ain’t no way!* *(Verse 2 – Dragging Him Even More)* Best of three? *Man, don't pretend* We both know you ain’t playin’ again Took one loss, now you’re dodgin’ the sticks Madden too “broken”? Nah, *you just got whipped!* Said it ain't fair, said the game was rigged Sounds like somebody just *can’t get a win* I was callin’ hot routes, runnin’ that spread You were stuck in the past, now your game is dead *(Pre-Chorus – Final Jab-music quiets, highlighting the vocals)* You can’t keep up, that’s just facts You saw the scoreboard, *check the stats!* You quit down twenty, now you talkin’ tough? *Who's rage quittin’ now?* Man, you had enough! *(Chorus – Even More Savage)* *Yeah right!* You call that skill? You rage quit early, I was runnin’ up the hill *Get wrecked!* Take the L, hold it tight This my world now, Dad—*say goodnight!* *Who's rage quittin’ now?* Say it again Dropped the controller, you ain't playin’ to win Ran outta time, ran outta plays No more talkin’—**Ain’t no way!** *(Bridge – The Ultimate Flex)* You were talkin’ big, but you hit that quit Left me hangin’ mid-game, man, that’s it? No rematch? No way, you’re done *Next time don’t start what you can’t outrun!* *(Final Chorus – The Final Victory Lap)* *Yeah right!* You call that skill? You rage quit early, I was runnin’ up the hill *Get wrecked!* Take the L, hold it tight This my world now, Dad—*say goodnight!* *Who's rage quittin’ now?* Say it again Dropped the controller, you ain't playin’ to win Ran outta time, ran outta plays No more talkin’—*Ain’t no way!* *(Outro – Mic Drop, Controller Drop, Final Laugh)* "Hey Dad, maybe try Rookie Mode next time…"

