[verse 1] I wake you up, to get my breakfast Now let me out, I gotta pee fast Haha just kidding! It’s a number two Get your baggies, pick up my poo poo [pre chorus] Walkies and sniffin booty for you All fours and dribbling drool on to you Lick vomit that I threw up on you (Arooooooo) [chorus] Now he’s Whistlin at me He’s my hero Scritchin my chin I’m mellow Snug on the couch when the rain’s cold Snack on a big bonio Kennel’s too cold Can I be so bold Slide in to bed round your toes Say my butt clean Baby I know I lick my own asshole [verse 2] We go out late, cause I’m a doggie Even when it’s rain, or snow or foggy Loose bowel movements, take a crap so often See the mailman, give him a mauling [pre-chorus] Walkies and sniffin booty for you All fours and dribbling drool on to you Lick vomit that I threw up on you (Arooooooo) [chorus] Now he’s.. out on a date, Bringing her home They would like some time alone In there without me I don’t think so Scratch the door down and bellow Finally come out I run in oh Defecate over her clothes You’re mad at me Hang my head low Sorry for beeing an asshole [rap breakout] I got a pedigree chum who comes on command Got her literally eating out the palm of my hand Lick herself in places that no other could reach when I walk her on the streets I keep her on a tight leash Sees garbage as a meal - cheap date, time winner I can do my fly tipping when I take her to dinner Head pattin with some chin scratching She’s Digging on the wrist action. Licking chicken out the bowl Uncontrollable attraction. Man’s best friend yeah brother that’s rich Angelic some of the time, but yo she always a bitch Now pay attention while we demo unconditional love Make her roll over on her belly when she smell the glove [chorus] Whistlin at me He’s my hero Scritchin my chin I’m mellow Snug on the couch when the rain’s cold Snack on a big bonio Kennel’s too cold Can I be so bold Slide in to bed round your toes Say my butt clean Baby I know I lick my own asshole
