[Intro - slow 12-bar blues] Mmm... woke up this morning... [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, found a Terraform file Said I woke up this morning, found a Terraform file Written by a front-end dev who ain't touched the cloud in a while Model said "here you go," made it look so clean Model said "here you go," made it look so clean Trained on tutorial posts, not on what production means [Chorus] I got the red team blues Too easy to abuse When the code was wrote by something That ain't got nothin' to lose [Verse 2] S3 bucket open, ACL set to all Said S3 bucket open, ACL set to all "The docs example did it this way". That's how empires fall IAM role with a star, permissions spread wide IAM role with a star, permissions spread wide "The quick start told me to". Now I'm all the way inside [Chorus] I got the red team blues Too many holes to choose When the LLM's your architect You know I cannot lose [Verse 3] Container running root because the Dockerfile said so Container running root 'cause the Dockerfile said so Pulled from a getting-started guide from seven years ago Stack Overflow was bad but at least it knew the year Said Stack Overflow was bad but at least it knew the year Model gave me code with CVEs still in gear [Bridge - spoken, slow] See, the model learned from README files and "getting started" guides Nobody posts their prod configs they post the thing that slides So every AI-generated stack is tutorial-grade inside And I'm the one who reads it [Verse 4] Junior front end asked the model for a VPC Junior front end asked the model for a VPC Got a public subnet, security group open and free No rate limit, no lockout, tokens set to none No rate limit, no lockout, tokens set to none I wrote the report before the pen test was begun [Verse 5] Can't smell a code smell when the model writes the code Can't smell a code smell when the model writes the code None of 'em can smell and none of 'em know [Outro Chorus - slow, mournful] I got the red team blues Lord it's too good to be true When the whole stack's tutorial-grade Mmm... what's a red team to do Mmm... Red team blues... Ship fast, patch never... Red team blues... [Fade — 12-bar reprise]
