Intro / Verse 1: The ship goes wobble-wobble, Cannons go bang, when there’s trouble. There's Mischief and giggles on the seven seas! In the storm and in the summer breeze. When there’s trouble and the waves are big and blue. Who’s hiding?—Elmer, Elmer the Seasick Sailor And Lou, Lou the Farting Cockatoo. Chorus 1 / Hook: Lou’s butt goes boop-boop, Elmer’s nose goes green, like nothing you’ve ever seen! Elmer and Lou make you laugh all day, They then giggle, then sail away!. Verse 2: Deck goes creak-creak, Lou cover his beak, The waves go high, they go deep. Elmer the Seasick Sailor, Hiding without a beep, ’Cause just like Lou, Lou the Farting Cockatoo, Elmer's a scaredy-cat too. Elmer is scared of the water and can’t swim, He gets seasick just by feeling the rain . One night, pirates came with cannons and swords, They wanted the old boat, so they rushed on board. Verse 3: Elmer, Lou, and the crew Were scared and didn’t know what to do. The pirates bound the crew’s hands and feet, The crew wanted to go home to mamas sheets. Meanwhile under deck, someone the pirates didn’t see: The two scaredy-cats hiding from everything and everybody. But Lou always does what he does, And his little butt went, Boop-boop! Dobbi dobbi do!. The smell was so bad, Elmer had to get out. He opened the door, and the pirates started scream and shout. Their noses turned green, They jumped back in their boat, And were never ever seen!. Chorus 2 / Hook: Lou’s butt goes boop-boop, Elmer’s nose goes green, like nothing you’ve ever seen! Elmer and Lou make you laugh all day, Then they giggle, then sail away!. Outro /vers4 Two scaredy-cats saved the day, Lou’s stinky butt and Elmer’s smelly getaway. The captain shook his head; he didn’t know what to do— A Seasick fool and a smelly Cockatoo!.
