[Verse 1] THE PINA CALVANI SONG IF YOU LIKE MARY CALVANI, AND YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN. YOU CAN FIND HER IN TULSA, OR FLYING ON A PLANE. HER BOYFRIEND IS LIZARD, AND HE CRAWLS LIKE A SNAKE. KEEP YOUR EYE ON ROBERT, HE WILL EAT ALL THE CAKE. [Pre-Chorus] SHE GREW UP IN DEMING, JUST A STONE'S THROW FROM HATCH. AT UNM SHE SPARKLED, AND BECAME QUITE A CATCH. [Chorus] SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, MAY SHE HAVE MANY MORE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, SHE IS NEVER A BORE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, WE’RE SINGING AT THE DOOR. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, MAY SHE HAVE MANY MORE. [Verse 2] WE ARE HERE FOR HER BIRTHDAY. A YEAR HAS GONE BY. SHE SAYS FUNNY THINGS, AND WE LAUGH TIL WE CRY. THE TABLE’S FULL OF SMILES, AND THE CANDLES BURN SO BRIGHT. ONE MORE STORY, MARY, AND WE’LL SING ALL NIGHT. [Chorus] SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, MAY SHE HAVE MANY MORE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, SHE IS NEVER A BORE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, WE’RE SINGING AT THE DOOR. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, MAY SHE HAVE MANY MORE. [Bridge] FROM DEMING TO TULSA, WE SHOUT IT TO THE SKY. UNM MADE HER SHINE, AND TIME JUST FLEW RIGHT BY. IF LIZARD’S ON THE HORIZON, AND ROBERT BUYS THE CAKE, WE’LL RAISE A GLASS TO MARY, FOR EVERYBODY’S SAKE. [Final Chorus] SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, MAY SHE HAVE MANY MORE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, SHE IS NEVER A BORE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, WE’RE SINGING AT THE DOOR. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY, MAY SHE HAVE MANY MO
