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Thelma and Maxine (WildCountryArena Mix)

V5

(Verse 1) Two beige minivans in the cul-de-sac Thelma’s got the keys there’s no turnin’ back Maxine’s in the front in her Sunday best Sipping dark coffee, her nerves are a mess They’ve folded the laundry, they’ve vacuumed the floor They’re looking for a thrill at the "Mystery Door" [Refrain] Cruising down the highway in a cloud of perfume Heading for the drag show and the fancy costume! (Chorus) Oh, Thelma and Maxine are hitting the town! (HIT THE TOWN!) They’re tired of bridge club, they wanna get down! (GET DOWN!) They’re buying a bottle of bubbly and blue, meet a cavalier boy with a wild point of view! They’ve determined they’re ready, to break all the rules, They’re the newest two students at the Altar of Cool! [Hard Synth Stab] From the kitchen to the club, let the pious convene, It’s a brand new world for Thelma and Maxine! (Verse 2) They stepped through the door and their jaws hit the floor They’d not been to a room with a heavy oak door There’s a rack full of bottles and a glass full of ice And a look of pure wonder upon Maxine’s face "Is it a lager? Or a pale golden gin?" "Does it require a cherry to make the taste win?" [Refrain] Thelma’s lifting up a goblet with a bright glowing light Thinking "This could totally help me to feel quite alright!" (Chorus) Oh, Thelma and Maxine are hitting the town! (HIT THE TOWN!) They’re tired of bridge club, they wanna get down! (GET DOWN!) They’re buying a bottle of bubbly and blue, meet a cavalier boy with a wild point of view! They’ve determined they’re ready, to break all the rules, They’re the newest two students at the Altar of Cool! [Hard Synth Stab] From the kitchen to the club, let the pious convene, It’s a brand new world for Thelma and Maxine! (Bridge) Maxine ordered up a pint, Thelma took a sip "Does it come in fruity?" she said with some lip "I think this one’s a champagne hit!" Maxine cried out "But where does the fizz go, how does it get out!" They’re giggling like schoolgirls, they’re having a ball Checking out the labels on the "Golden Beverage Wall"! (Chorus) Oh, Thelma and Maxine are hitting the town! (HIT THE TOWN!) They’re tired of bridge club, they wanna get down! (GET DOWN!) They’re buying a bottle of bubbly and blue, meet a cavalier boy with a wild point of view! They’ve determined they’re ready, to break all the rules, They’re the newest two students at the Altar of Cool! [Hard Synth Stab] From the kitchen to the club, let the pious convene, It’s a brand new world for Thelma and Maxine! (Outro) Thelma’s got the glass! Maxine’s got the sass! Watch out neighborhood, they’re starting to brag! "Is that a refreshing cider in your purse?" "It could be better, or it could be worse!" Thelma! Maxine! The disco queens of the Tupperware scene! AMEN!