Now listen here you mangy mutt, ive got a story to tell and i'll tell you what. eight dragons tried to summon a whale, but never did they think that their spell would fail [verse 2] A big goofy turtle with a CPAP machine, found his way out of my dream, here he was standing proud and tall, and after that we thought we saw it all [pre-chorus] But that wasnt all that the dragons had done, this turtle had powers of the moon and the sun [Chorus] Time Turtle, majestic and wise, capable of anything to noones surprise. He could break apart reality with a wag of his thumb, or crash the moon into the earth whenever hes done. Time Turtle, wicked and brave. [spoken words] Now, what's keeping this turtle in check? [Verse 2] Well i'm glad you asked see because i don't know, we tried to form a union but nobody would show. we wrote to the mayor but the turtle bought him out, nobody listening is really why i pout [Chorus] [Chorus] Time Turtle, majestic and wise, capable of anything to noones surprise. He could break apart reality with a wag of his thumb, or crash the moon into the earth whenever hes done. Time Turtle, wicked and brave. [Outro}
