Roses are red, diamonds are blue…

Clear vocals, HYPER-POP, HARDSTYLE, CLUB BANGER, HEAVY BASS, BPM: 140-160

[INTRO]
“Roses are red, diamonds are blue…
Spend 500 dollars – or love isn’t true!”

[DROP]
“Chocolate hearts, glitter cards – all made in China,
If you don’t buy this crap, you’re a love vacuum, Diana!”

[VERSE 1]
“Bought a teddy bear with ‘Forever’ stitched wrong,
Reservations at a place where the waiter sings Céline Dion.
“MY DRESS?” “Oh, it’s sustainable – lies from Shein”,
His ‘love speech’ copied from a vodka ad campaign!”

“He forgot the cat’s meds but got 12 red balloons,
Now Mr. Whiskers hates me, and the room smells like prunes.
‘Let’s post a selfie!’ – filters fighting my pores,
Meanwhile, my soul’s screaming: ‘I’d rather scrub floors!’”

[PRE-CHORUS]
“Does your love weigh less than his crypto gains?”
“Did he write ‘I’m sorry’ in glitter or just bloodstains?”
“Is that diamond real or a divorce lawyer’s trick?”
“Oh god – my therapist’s charging extra for this!”

[CHORUS]
“VALENTINE’S ABSURDITY – LOVE’S A LIMITED DEAL!”
“MAX OUT THE VISA – OR YOUR LOVE ISN’T REAL!”
“MARKETS ARE CRASHING, SO IS YOUR TRUST!”
“THE ONLY TRUE LOVE? – AN INFLATION ADJUST!”

“Swipe right, regret left, capitalism’s my toxic ex!
Dinner’s just overpriced debt in a sexy dress!”

[VERSE 2]
“He booked a ‘romantic’ escape – a neon-lit mini-golf,
Where the only hole-in-one’s my will to live, honestly.
The card said ‘You’re my soulmate’ – misspelled, AI-made,
And the chocolates? Sugar-free. Thanks, I’d rather fade.”

“We slow-danced to Spotify’s ‘Love’s a Scam’ playlist,
His hands sweat like he’s smuggling cheese in his wrists.
‘Let’s make a baby!’ – he joked. I laughed… then cried,
Because my ovulation app just notified.”

[BRIDGE]
“He proposed with a ring pop… in a CVS parking lot,
Said ‘forever’s cheap here – look, a 2-for-1 deal!’
I whispered ‘Yes’, but my eyes screamed ‘HELL NO’,
Now we’re registered at Walmart – love’s a clearance show.”

[FINAL CHORUS]
“VALENTINE’S ABSURDITY – BURN THE TEDDY BEAR FACTORY!”
“ROMANCE IS JUST ADHD AND TRAUMA BOND THERAPY!”
“I’LL WEAR BLACK, EAT FRIES, AND CACKLE AT THE MOON!”
“WHILE CUPID CHOKES ON A GLUTEN-FREE MACAROON!”

[OUTRO]
“Your order of ‘I Don’t Need Love’ pizza is here.
Extra cheese, no hearts – and a side of beer.”

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[INTRO] “Roses are red, diamonds are blue… Spend 500 dollars – or love isn’t true!” [DROP] “Chocolate hearts, glitter cards – all made in China, If you don’t buy this crap, you’re a love vacuum, Diana!” [VERSE 1] “Bought a teddy bear with ‘Forever’ stitched wrong, Reservations at a place where the waiter sings Céline Dion. “MY DRESS?” “Oh, it’s sustainable – lies from Shein”, His ‘love speech’ copied from a vodka ad campaign!” “He forgot the cat’s meds but got 12 red balloons, Now Mr. Whiskers hates me, and the room smells like prunes. ‘Let’s post a selfie!’ – filters fighting my pores, Meanwhile, my soul’s screaming: ‘I’d rather scrub floors!’” [PRE-CHORUS] “Does your love weigh less than his crypto gains?” “Did he write ‘I’m sorry’ in glitter or just bloodstains?” “Is that diamond real or a divorce lawyer’s trick?” “Oh god – my therapist’s charging extra for this!” [CHORUS] “VALENTINE’S ABSURDITY – LOVE’S A LIMITED DEAL!” “MAX OUT THE VISA – OR YOUR LOVE ISN’T REAL!” “MARKETS ARE CRASHING, SO IS YOUR TRUST!” “THE ONLY TRUE LOVE? – AN INFLATION ADJUST!” “Swipe right, regret left, capitalism’s my toxic ex! Dinner’s just overpriced debt in a sexy dress!” [VERSE 2] “He booked a ‘romantic’ escape – a neon-lit mini-golf, Where the only hole-in-one’s my will to live, honestly. The card said ‘You’re my soulmate’ – misspelled, AI-made, And the chocolates? Sugar-free. Thanks, I’d rather fade.” “We slow-danced to Spotify’s ‘Love’s a Scam’ playlist, His hands sweat like he’s smuggling cheese in his wrists. ‘Let’s make a baby!’ – he joked. I laughed… then cried, Because my ovulation app just notified.” [BRIDGE] “He proposed with a ring pop… in a CVS parking lot, Said ‘forever’s cheap here – look, a 2-for-1 deal!’ I whispered ‘Yes’, but my eyes screamed ‘HELL NO’, Now we’re registered at Walmart – love’s a clearance show.” [FINAL CHORUS] “VALENTINE’S ABSURDITY – BURN THE TEDDY BEAR FACTORY!” “ROMANCE IS JUST ADHD AND TRAUMA BOND THERAPY!” “I’LL WEAR BLACK, EAT FRIES, AND CACKLE AT THE MOON!” “WHILE CUPID CHOKES ON A GLUTEN-FREE MACAROON!” [OUTRO] “Your order of ‘I Don’t Need Love’ pizza is here. Extra cheese, no hearts – and a side of beer.”

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