🤘Carol of Rebels 🎸 - Shchedryk (Cover)

[Perfect audio quality, professional studio recording] [Spoken Intro – laid-back, cocky, festive] Yeah, we’re doing the “Carol of the Bells” dee-mix. Healing the world with an impolite Christmas, class-war carol, holy chaos Cacophony. Dressed your nostalgia in leather, fed it distortion and broken glass, spiked the eggnog, emptied the snow globe, shook it hard, and sent all the pretty bells back to the bodega doorways. We got the ding-a-ling this year, boys… Merry chaos, everybody... You’re welcome. [Verse 1 ] [Background gang vocals – “bells”] Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-ding, go! Ring-a-ding, ding, ding, tossin’ the bells, Cinnamon and stale beer, gutter-born smells. Bright, twinkling lights, tangled stripped wires, Dry winter air, sparks festive tree fires. Crash, clash, crash, clash, drums in the snow, Footprints of boots where the rich don’t go. Laugh till it hurts, shout till we swell, Welcome our raucous carol from hell. [Chorus – do not repeat] This is our holiday, loud and unruly... [Background – shouted bells, off-beat] Ding! Ding! Ding-a-ling! Ding! Ding! Rebels sing! This is our holiday, loud and unruly, Wreckin’ the halls, yeah, we’re deckin’ ’em fully. Cheer in the chaos, joy in the yells, Gather the meek for the Carol of Rebels! This is our holiday, loud and unruly, Wreckin’ the halls, yeah, we’re deckin’ ’em fully. Cheer in the chaos, joy in the yells, Come ye’ degenerates to the Carol of Rebels! This is our holiday, loud and unruly, Wreckin’ the halls, yeah, we’re deckin’ ’em fully. The 99s’ yells drive the 1 percent to hell, Join us one ’n’ all in the Carol of Rebels! [Verse 2] [Background gang vocals – “bells”] Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-ding, go! Glitter and glass, tinsel on the floor, Somebody kicked Santa right out the door. Jesus is back, takin’ names, killin’ debts, Scrapin' 'n' cashin' preachers' prosperity jets. “Can’t get a camel through the eye of a needle,” they said, But Hay-Sues got his whole arm in there instead. Elbow-deep in rich mens' vaults tonight, Flippin’ their tables, settin’ balances right. [Chorus – do not repeat] This is our holiday, loud and unruly... [Background – shouted bells, off-beat] Ding! Ding! Ding-a-ling! Ding! Ding! Rebels sing! This is our holiday, loud and unruly, Wreckin’ the halls, yeah, we’re deckin’ ’em fully. Cheer in the chaos, joy in the yells, Gather the meek for the Carol of Rebels! This is our holiday, loud and unruly, Wreckin’ the halls, yeah, we’re deckin’ ’em fully. Cheer in the chaos, joy in the yells, Come ye’ degenerates to the Carol of Rebels! This is our holiday, loud and unruly, Wreckin’ the halls, yeah, we’re deckin’ ’em fully. The 99s’ yells drive the 1 percent to hell, Join us one ’n’ all in the Carol of Rebels! [Bridge – class-war carol] No more thrones on the manger scene, No more kings in the in-between. If there’s a list, it’s upside-down: Blessed are the broke on the edge of town. [Breakdown – vocals only, “bell” pattern] Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, class war bells, Ringing for the streets, not the cleaned-up shells. [Final Chorus – combine class + rebel] This is our holiday, loud and unruly, Tear down the towers, yeah, we’re deckin’ ’em fully. Cheer for the meek, hear the church-bells yell: Jesus's with the outcasts, the Carol of Rebels! [Spoken – final thanks] A HUGE thanks to all the Tech-bro-Corpos and their fine-an-SEERs... Merry Crisis to Y'all, and a Happy Year of Fears!