[Verse 1] I walked into the showroom just to kill a little time, Then a balance wheel was spinning and it stole my whole afternoon. Not a diver, not a GMT, no usual sports-watch pose, Just a tiny wheel in full view doing cartwheels while I froze. [Pre-Chorus] Everybody asks me, “What’s the clever little trick?” I say, “It’s highly technical— I can’t stop watching it tick!” [Chorus] Do the Loco Motion! Watch that balance wheel out in the open! Round and round, with perfect devotion, Six days wound up and ready for motion! Do the Loco Motion! Poetry in motion, tiny timepiece commotion! Haute horology for everyone—come on! Do the Loco Motion! [Verse 2] Most watches keep their secrets tucked away behind the dial, This one puts the clever bit on show and makes it worthwhile. Hand-wound, six days of power—yes, I checked it twice today, Now I’m winding it for fun and finding new ways to delay. [Pre-Chorus] Pasadena Blue says, “Look at me!” Frisco Orange brings the heat, Ursa Black is cool and calm, Alabaster White’s a treat! [Chorus] Do the Loco Motion! Watch that balance wheel out in the open! Round and round, with perfect devotion, Six days wound up and ready for motion! Do the Loco Motion! Poetry in motion, tiny timepiece commotion! Haute horology for everyone—come on! Do the Loco Motion! [Bridge] It started out as “Open Balance,” A sensible name, a proper stance. Then Mike France looked at the design— “Let’s call it Loco!” Right on time. Now the name fits every spin, A little madness, precision within! [Final Chorus] Do the Loco Motion! Watch that balance wheel out in the open! Round and round, with perfect devotion, Six days wound up and ready for motion! Do the Loco Motion! Symmetry, ingenuity, wristwatch commotion! Haute horology for everyone—come on! Do the Loco Motion! [Outro] Wind it up, let it go, There it spins—now you know! Do the Loco Motion!


