[Intro] (Oops!) (Swipe left, swipe right...) [Bouncy synth melody, 124 BPM] [Verse 1] [Female energetic vocals, conversational style] Woke up in my castle, it’s a studio flat Microwave is buzzing, where my breakfast is at? The Magic Mirror’s cracked, but I’m looking so fly Applying filters just to catch a prince's eye. The Big Bad Wolf is driving for Uber today Red Riding Hood is blogging 'bout her kale sorbet. Goldilocks is squatting in an Airbnb And Prince Charming? Well, he’s a mystery to me! [Chorus] [Bouncy electronic beat, catchy pop hook] Where is my tower with a penthouse view? Is there a potion for a love that’s true? My Prince is on Tinder, swiping on a Witch Life’s a fairy tale with a digital glitch! Sleeping Beauty’s tired, she’s on an energy drink The frog is in the DM’s, making my phone go "blink"! (Imagine that! Yeah, just like that!) [Verse 2] [Rhythmic delivery, playful tone] Cinderella’s late, she lost a sneaker, not a glass The coach is a Tesla, running out of gas. The Seven Dwarfs are mining Bitcoin in the basement And my happy ending? Needs a total replacement! Snow White’s on a diet, no apples allowed Rapunzel’s on TikTok, dancing for the crowd. The Genie’s in a bottle of expensive perfume And there’s a giant dragon in the meeting room! [Chorus] [Maximum energy, polished synth-pop] Where is my tower with a penthouse view? Is there a potion for a love that’s true? My Prince is on Tinder, swiping on a Witch Life’s a fairy tale with a digital glitch! Sleeping Beauty’s tired, she’s on an energy drink The frog is in the DM’s, making my phone go "blink"! [Bridge] [Drum break with playful synth solo] Magic carpet’s stuck in a traffic jam Getting all my news from the Instagram. Fairytale life in a concrete maze Lost in the forest of the "online" phase! (Wait, did he just ghost me?!) [Chorus] [Full energy, synth-pop blast] Where is my tower with a penthouse view? Is there a potion for a love that’s true? My Prince is on Tinder, swiping on a Witch Life’s a fairy tale with a digital glitch! Sleeping Beauty’s tired, she’s on an energy drink The frog is in the DM’s, making my phone go "blink"! [Outro] [Fading synth beat] Happily ever after... or maybe not. (Swipe left...) (Imagine that!) [Final sparkling synth note] [End]
