Started out easy, Friday with Kate, Then I met Jess other side of the state. Sweet little smile, couldn’t say no, Next thing you know, I’m textin’ ’em both. Said I’d meet one for tacos, one for beer, Guess who showed up when they both got here? Now I’m sweatin’ bullets, playin’ it cool, Tryna remember what I told who… I got just one too many, hearts on the line, One too many good mornin’ texts at the same time. One too many “baby, I miss you” calls, Now I’m watchin’ my reputation fall. Thought I could juggle love like a cold Bud Light, But man, you can’t dance with two on a Friday night. Yeah, I was ridin’ high, now I’m crashin’ plenty, Guess I got myself just one too many. (too many) Tried to keep straight what I said to who, Mixed up a birthday and a tattoo too. Showed up to Megan’s wearin’ Leah’s hat, She said, “Boy, where’d you get somethin’ like that?” Now my phone’s blowin’ up, and my luck’s run dry, Ain’t no smooth talk left in this guy. Ain’t no fixin’ this tangle I spun, Guess the player just got played by one… or three. I got just one too many, hearts on the line, One too many “you’re the only one” lies. One too many “baby, you’re my whole world” When I can’t even keep up with one girl. Thought I was slick as a drop-top Chevy, But karma hit hard, quick and heavy. Yeah, I was ridin’ high, now I’m crashin’ plenty, Guess I got myself just one too many. (too many) Now I’m sittin’ here solo with my old guitar, Singin’ ‘bout lessons learned the hard way at a bar. If love’s a game, I played too long, Now every girl’s singin’ my breakup song... Had just one too many, hearts on the line, One too many “you and me for life” lies. Now I’m the punchline of my own joke, Four angry angels goin’ up in smoke. Yeah, I was ridin’ high, now I’m crashin’ plenty, Guess I got myself... just one too many. (too many) So fellas take it from me, don’t play that game, ’Cause one too many’ll ruin your name. Ain’t nothin’ sweet bout gettin' so friendly When you’re dancin’ with… just one too many. (too many,many, many)
