I went to the prom…. so high I had to keep my sunglasses on (“like a douchebag…”…);dude get off the rag. Bought a bag-“Rad!” went to the prom-“Please put some real music on!” switched name tags with Shawn -“Play along!” Gotta be home by dawn. “Oh, come on Mom, it’s the prom.!” I went to the prom. I don’t do “rom-coms “. If I had a bomb that would be “da bomb.” I got to the prom I brought a couple guns, you want one too? Duuude, this could be fun. Son of a gun better run. Slayer in the cassette player double dog dare life’s so unfair cool kids don’t have a prayer. Let’s play truth or dare truth. Are you scared? Who cares? Suicide to this song, It’s a top 40 singalong, what’s wrong? Suicide to this song ! I went to the prom saw you there with your bleached blonde hair, dropping your dairy air at the usual class-kissers they are all there, but they never had a clue Miss “To-do” still gets more than an allowance from her half dad Allen, the accountant. Sleepovers are very important to your popularity aren’t they Ashley? I’m gonna kill your daddy.. (yeah man I tried to get it out of that bull(censored.) . If there was ever a time to kill this is it!) misfit. Suicide to this song! So think about that Katie next time you see a cute outfit and she says I could just $#!+! She means it I’ve seen it . “ like, get over it.” *****. Slit your wrists. Suck my fist you can get your.@$$ kicked. Make a fist. Split your lip lickety-split! make a fix. Here comes a bad (to the bone, not a bad word, that is, honest-to-goodness.!)riff!.— Do the whole world a favor and suicide to this song, pretty please. I went to the prom. I punked your mom. They played your song. I pulled my gun. Put on your cover-up perfume just remember whatever you do. Don’t mention the mushrooms. I’m gonna bust your daughter‘s (what’s another word for….cheesy?no…)then take her home promptly. She’ll be back before 10 PM. Trust me drive safely. Oh well we don’t you worry. What’s your prob, mom? Went to prom , woke up in county. Ground me. My single won’t sell. Unless you sell your soul to down below might as well what the heck write the check (Do it, do it, do it!!) . Suicide to this song! suicide to this song! suicide to this song !!! Suicide to this song, it won’t take long, just hit the bong, suicide to this song, suicide to this song, especially you, Shawn, and your precious Dawn, all you should probably ! Suicide. To this song!! (Warning: Suicidal thoughts are the byproduct of listening to the radio.)
