"Five minutes left… I thought that was it…" Tonight’s the night they pull the plug on my MMO, A world I spent years building, time to let it go I threw a party for the party, just the girls, you know? Got ’em drunk and laughing as the final countdown flowed I said my goodbyes, thought I’d made my peace, Five minutes left… I clicked “log off” for release I sighed—and then a pull, a glitch, a flash of light, And I was gone into the screen—goodbye, real life—goodnight I got pulled back into my game! Servers are dead, but I’m still inside! My party girls won't let me leave the frame, They just want me back—no place to hide! Why the hell did I make a party full of girls? Now they’ve got me trapped in their world! Stuck in an MMO that’s gone offline… Man… why am I so unlucky? Not this time I woke up in the tavern—familiar wood and stone, The rogue was tapping her foot, arms crossed, all alone “You can’t just leave us, buddy! We still need you here!” I opened my mouth, closed it like a fish—my brain was unclear I pointed at the sky, tried to signal to the devs… They looked at me like I was crazy; my heart began to race Then I saw the clock Oh no The servers are all dead I am stuck inside this world with girls I used to lead (You got pulled back!) I got pulled back into my game! (Servers are gone!) The servers are off, and I am stuck! (They want you back!) My party shows no remorse for what they did, They just want me back—I’m out of luck! Why did I create a party of girls? Now they won’t let me go home! I’m stuck in an MMO that went offline, Man… why am I so unlucky? They yell at me, they scream—they say I’m not allowed to leave! “We need you in this party—you’re the one who makes us breathe!” I can’t imagine life without you, they all nod and agree… And then it hits me—damn… this could be fun for me No more dial-up, no more lag, no rent, no nine-to-five… I’m gonna have a harem life! I got pulled back into my game! (This is my new life now!) The servers are off, and I am stuck! (No way back, no way out—) My party shows no remorse for what they did, They just want me back! (Yeah!) Why did I create a party of girls? Now they won’t let me go home! (They want me here—they want me now!) I’m stuck in an MMO that went offline, (Man… maybe I’m lucky after all!) I guess I can be okay with this new world of mine… I’ll make it work, I’ll make it fine I guess making the party all girls has its benefits, I see… Spoiled by a harem made for me! Never knew I could live this life… Man, how am I so lucky tonight? How am I so lucky? (How am I so lucky?) … Offline … And loving it
