
Halloweenie Roast
[Intro: cinematic EDM pulse with darkwave synth arpeggios, Gregorian choir stabs, metallic hi-hats rising] (Whispered) Knock… knock… Are you hungry, baby? [Verse: electropop beat with gritty industrial percussion, distorted bass synth growl, vocoder backing harmony] Knock Knock at the door Creepin’ at the floor Give you what you wantin’ for Better give it up—now Candy ain’t enough—now Gonna fill you up—now I’ve got Sausage in my pocket Grab it like you want it Cocked—cocked in my hand You’re a weenie fan You’re the weenie man I’m the weenie woman Dancin’ like a ghost Eatin’ at the roast Weenie roast On the block, down the street In the park, in the house, in the yard, in the heat [Pre-Chorus: operatic synth pads swell, techno snare rolls build tension, choir-like harmonies echo “in the night”] In the night… In the rain… In the woods… In the drain… [Chorus: eurodance drop with pounding four-on-the-floor kick, layered synth brass hits, vocal chopped hook] At the HAL-LO-WEE-NIE roast! (Halloweenie roast!) HAL-LO-WEE-NIE roast! (Halloweenie roast!) Come on, baby, toast that ghost— (Halloweenie roast!) HAL-LO-WEE-NIE roast! (Halloweenie roast!) [Verse 2: techno-pop drive, funk bass slaps under filtered vocoder harmonies, dark cabaret piano accents] It started in the summer Said they was gonna do it When the season changes And they stayed true to it The night was set and started And when I heard about it You know I had to go It was so crowded— Everybody on the block And all their friends was there And everybody in the park Had to go And everybody at the school And in the city too I told ’em I was down You know I had to go [Chorus: dancefloor explosion, gothic disco lights flashing, choir chanting "roast" in layered harmony] To the HAL-LO-WEE-NIE roast! (Halloweenie roast!) HAL-LO-WEE-NIE roast! (Halloweenie roast!) Come on, baby, toast that ghost— (Halloweenie roast!) HAL-LO-WEE-NIE roast! (Halloweenie roast!) [Bridge: slow cinematic breakdown, whispered ASMR vocals over baroque synth and sub-bass pulse] Eat it—don’t drop it Be careful when you bop it If it’s got a lotta mustard Better take it slow You don’t wanna waste it You gotta make it Last forever And you better save room… [Final Chorus: operatic rock fusion, distorted guitar riffs meet techno kick, gospel choir of monsters chanting] FOR THE HAL-LO-WEE-NIE ROAST! (Halloweenie roast!) HAL-LO-WEE-NIE ROAST! (Halloweenie roast!) COME ON, BABY, TOAST THAT GHOST! (Halloweenie roast!) HAL-LO-WEE-NIE ROAST! (Halloweenie roast!) [Outro: avant-garde pop fadeout, reversed vocal samples, laughter dissolving into night air] (Whispered) Knock, knock… Trick or meat…

