The Wicked Witch of Kindergarten

[Verse] Kindergarten with the witch The meanest of all the old Kindergarten with the witch Is a new type of preschool In a line right through the door And we see the cauldron boil Makin' spells out of our clothes And we scream for our parents [Verse] It's my first day of school I don't wanna go And my dad won't let go As we drive up the road 'Cause he knows it's not good And my mother does too They can read in the news All the things that she do But the tuition's so cheap And it's got good reviews And it's been there for years It used to be the best school And the witch bought the school In a strange interview With the PTA crew And the city hall Too But she only works here Just for twenty-nine years And it hasn't been that bad Since her mother disappeared And the witch bought the school In a strange interview And she's kept it afloat By the work that she do [Verse] And she flies to our house On the weekends and nights And she does all our chores As she plans for our lives And she brings us the toys That we ask for and want As she grooms us and grows us And makes us strong And she sits in the corner And watches us play As she plans for our lives For our eighteenth birthday And we do not know But she's keepin' us safe And when our parents Are mean to us She takes 'em away [Verse] 'Cause it's the first day of school And I don't wanna go And my dad won't let go As we drive up the road 'Cause he knows it's not good And my mother does too They can read in the news All the things that she do But the tuition's so cheap And it's got good reviews And it's been there for years It used to be the best school And the witch bought the school In a strange interview With the PTA crew And the city hall Too [Bridge] And I love her so And she loves me Too She treats me like her own She treats me like her own And I love her so And she loves me