[verse] Heads to the gym with a bogus dog vest, Thinks she’s a baddie, her hair’s a hot mess, Donuts in hand, crushing everyone’s vibe, Dog’s a pet, not service, causing chaos worldwide. [verse] Bench squashed under her, snacks stacked high, Dog barking, pawing, making people sigh. Treadmills jammed, weights in her way, She doesn’t care—others suffer all day. [verse] Sweat and effort? She won’t lift a thing, Leads by example—laziness is king. Side eyes, muttered curses, trainers glare, She smirks at the rules, pretending not to care. [verse] Everyone’s annoyed, dog whining loud, She lounges like royalty, feeling proud. Breaking the gym, bending every norm, Teaching everyone wrong, a disgraceful storm. [chorus] She’s a rule-breaking fattie, cruel and free, Dog by her side, a bad example to see.
