[intro] why so serious? Let's carve a smile on that face. [verse 1] Grabbed my special knife right here, feel the sharpen edge! Found a lovely, orange head right on the window ledge.. Gotta carve a brand new smile, much wider than you'd think And scoop the sticky crap right out before it stinks! [chorus] Carve a smile! Let the pretty guts spill out! Carve a smile! That's what this night's about! Carve a smile! Til you make a happy sound! Carve a smile on every single thing around! [post-chorus] Carve a smile! Carve a smile! Wider! [verse 2] Saw the neighbors put their decorations up, so tame, Just silly ghosts and plastic bones, it's such a shame! Mine are much more lifelike, don't they look sweet? Swinging from the old oak tree, like little chunks of meat! [bridge] You call it sickness, call it wrong, you just don't understand, This isn't random violence, it's all crafted by my hand. [interlude] Finished, Ta-da! What you think? .. "Call 9-1-1!" [instrumental] [final chorus] Carve a smile! Let the pretty guts spill out! Carve a smile! That's what this night's about! Carve a smile! Til you make a happy sound! Carve a smile on every single thing around! [post-chorus] Carve a smile! "Smile!" Carve a smile! "Wider!" Carve a smile! "I said wider!" "i said wider!" [outro] Carve a smile! Let the pretty guts spill out! Carve a smile! That's what this night's about! Carve a smile! Til you make a happy sound! Carve a smile on every single thing around! Carve a smile! Carve a smile! Carve a smile! "I said wider!" Carve a smile on every single thing around! Carve a smile.
