[Verse 1] I was the pinnacle of grace and poys But then came the great switcheroo Now when I sit down I make a weird noise And when I stand up I make another one, too [Chorus] Don’t wanna get older, can I get a do-over? Let’s try the last 25 years from the top What I’m proposin’ Is my body stops foreclosin’ The “everything must go” sale must stop! [Verse 2] I used to hold court with my friends close Conversing with a celebrated wit Now I talk to my folks to compare detailed notes On the size and colour of our… Uh - political views? [Verse 3] My body was taut like a violin’s string What thick notes I’d produce from my bo! Now I look like a bag of sad elbow skin And I’ve still got some decades to go! [Chorus] Don’t wanna get older, can I get a do-over? Let’s try the last 25 years from the top What I’m proposin’ Is my body stops foreclosin’ The “everything must go” sale must stop! [Bridge] Don’t wanna impose, my opposition arose My machine just keeps losing cohesion Why can’t I fit into my old skinny clothes?! Why’s my fuckin back hurtin’ for no reason?! [Verse 4] I yearn for the gossip I’d share on a whim I miss all that youthful high drama Now I’m a member of five separate gyms I haven’t touched my toes since Obama [Chorus] Don’t wanna get older, can I get a do-over? Let’s try the last 25 years from the top What I’m proposin’ Is my body stops foreclosin’ The “everything must go” sale must stop! [Verse 5] Is this really the fate that awaits us? Ambition has become quite decrepit I thought I’d be famous Destined for greatness Now I’m a mod On motherfucking Reddit…! [Outro] So there’s a quick glimpse of the day that I’m having And one more thing, if time permits For all you Gen Z’s and Gen Alpha’s laughing It’ll happen to you You little shits!
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