Fired Elves went on an island. (Brain Damage)

[Intro] In the shadows of the North Pole, Where the jolly secrets dwell, Leprechauns once crafted toys, Now they’re lost in whiskey hell! [Verse 1] Once they danced in Santa's light, Crafting joy with all their might, But the bottles called their names, Now they’re playing drunken games! [Chorus] Fired elves of the emerald night, Drunken laughter, lost in flight, From Santa’s sleigh to the pub’s embrace, Leprechauns dance in a wild disgrace! [Verse 2] Emerald suits and shamrock pride, Now they stumble, nowhere to hide, Fired for laughter, cheers, and cheer, Now they haunt the pubs with beer! [Break] From the workshop to the bar, These elves have strayed too far! Leprechauns, raise your glass, To the nights that never pass! [Chorus] Fired elves of the emerald night, Drunken laughter, lost in flight, From Santa’s sleigh to the pub’s embrace, Leprechauns dance in a wild disgrace! [Verse 3] Once they flew on Santa’s sleigh, Now they’re lost in disarray, With a pint in hand, they sing their song, In the taverns where they belong! [Chorus] Fired elves of the emerald night, Drunken laughter, lost in flight, From Santa’s sleigh to the pub’s embrace, Leprechauns dance in a wild disgrace! [Verse 4] So here’s to the elves who lost their way, In the land of green, they’ll forever stay, With a wink and a laugh, they’ll toast their fate, Fired from joy, but never too late! [Outro] So if you hear their raucous cheer, Raise a glass, let’s spread the beer! For the leprechauns, forever bold, In the tales of Christmas, their stories told!