[Intro] [Sound of a Warhammer hitting a shield: CLANG-VIBRATE] [Heavy Stoner Riff starts - Slow and Powerful] [British Voice - Narrator, serious but cool]: Gather 'round, ye basement dwellers. Roll for initiative. Tonight we drink to the Paladin who broke the rules... To fix the world. [Verse 1] [Rhythm speeds up. Galloping Metal Beat.] He walked the path of the Oathbreaker, heavy was the load, A village cursed by sickness, a dark and lonely road. He didn't have a cape, he didn't have a crown, Just a Warhammer that could shake the whole damn town! [Echo effect]: VIBRATE! Calder wanted a body, a vessel for the sin, Morthen said: "Take mine, you ugly mannequin!" He grabbed the controls, he locked the bloody door, And aimed the ship for the eternal shore! [Chorus] [Explosion of Sound - Gurren Lagann Opera Style] VALEHART! (Latin Choir: Custos Aeternus!) THE RUSTY ANCHOR IN THE SKY! HE DIDN'T SAY HELLO, HE DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE! JUST A MIDDLE FINGER TO THE TYRANT IN THE DARK! LEAVING AN ECHO, A SPECTRAL MARK! [Choir]: Row! Row! Fight the Power! (Tribute) MOR-THEN! HE HOLDS THE LINE! IN A PRISON MADE OF FLESH AND DIVINE DESIGN! [Verse 2] [Bass Heavy Groove - "Dexter's Lab" playful but dark vibe] He had the Eldritch Blast, he had the spooky sight, He saw the infection glowing in the night. The celestial aliens were breeding with the steel, A cosmic nightmare that was getting too real. So he pulled a "Curtius", jumped into the pit, With a smile on his face and a very heavy hit! Now he sits on the throne of cardboard and scrap, Caught in his own magnificent trap! [Sound of a dice rolling]: Click-clack... Nat 20! [Bridge] [Music slows down. Acoustic Lute and Whistling.] [Voice - Softly]: Requiescat in pace, Paladin. You are the wall. You are the shield. You are the reason we don't have to yield. [Screamed]: GIGA... DRILL... BREAK!! (Just kidding, WARHAMMER SMASH!) [Outro] [Maximum Volume. Everything playing at once.] VALEHART! THE ANCHOR! THE OATH! THE END! [Final heavy slam] [Voice]: Game over, man. Game over.
