[Verse 1] Little king of the carpet kingdom Brown spot crown and a nervous wiggle You squeak like you’re starting a revolution For a pile of hay and a carrot sliver Tiny thunder when you hit that tunnel Zoomies at midnight Crash like a cymbal I’m on the couch But you run this place Whole house dancing to your little face [Chorus] Guinea pig Reggie You’re my ride-or-squeak Rock-star heart in a fluff so sweet From the cage to the couch to my tangled sheets Guinea pig Reggie You’re my VIP Got me singing to your heartbeat beat Every day’s a world tour in three square feet (oh Reggie) [Verse 2] Got a soul like Sunday morning But you beg like Saturday night Do a funk step Shake that blanket Turn my bedroom into stage lights When the snack bag rattles You go reggaeton Hip-sway Side-step Little tailbone Then you freeze like a metal breakdown Eyes wide Head tilt Nose to the ground (hey!) [Chorus] Guinea pig Reggie You’re my ride-or-squeak Rock-star heart in a fluff so sweet From the cage to the couch to my tangled sheets Guinea pig Reggie You’re my VIP Got me singing to your heartbeat beat Every day’s a world tour in three square feet (oh Reggie) [Bridge] [Beat drops Guitars palm-muted Vocal half-rapped Half-sung] Got a country soul in a city-sized frame Haystack hero with a two-tone name When you chirp that tune I just play along We’re a front-porch band in a one-room home [Heavy riff kicks in] Little fur Big roar You’re the boss on the floor From the salad bowl encore to the hallway tour If the world turns cold I got one sure thing You and me in the kitchen Hear the snack bags sing (woah) [Chorus] Guinea pig Reggie You’re my ride-or-squeak Rock-star heart in a fluff so sweet From the cage to the couch to my tangled sheets Guinea pig Reggie You’re my VIP Got me singing to your heartbeat beat Every day’s a world tour in three square feet [Outro] [Groove softens Warm guitar lick] Yeah Guinea pig Reggie That’s my bandmate Tiny paws Big love That’s my best break
