SHADOW BASTARDS (DIRTY PURPLE OWL REMIX) [Intro – Twisted Radio Host] HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU, MATES?! Welcome, welcome, you beautiful little weirdos... Tonight the moon is purple... The fog is purple... Even your bad decisions are purple... And perched above this haunted circus... With glowing violet eyes... A dirty old owl who knows EVERY secret... THE DIRTY PURPLE OWL! And together... We're hunting... Those nasty little... SHADOW BASTARDS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOO... HOO... HOO... [Verse 1] Midnight drips down neon drains Purple smoke in toxic rain Streetlights flicker, spirits crawl Dirty shadows on the wall Something moving by the tracks Hear the whispers at your back Can't quite see what's stalking you Only glowing eyes break through Dirty Purple Owl on patrol Moonlight burning in his soul Feathers stained with mystery Flying through the cemetery Watching every alleyway Seeing where the monsters play Every secret, every lie Reflected in his giant eyes [Pre-Chorus] Lights go out! Purple static! Nightmare vibes! Automatic! Owl says run! Owl says hide! Something wicked's outside! [Chorus] SHADOW BASTARDS! Coming out tonight! SHADOW BASTARDS! Hiding out of sight! Run! Run! Run! You can't escape! Purple darkness! Seal your fate! SHADOW BASTARDS! They own the night! DIRTY PURPLE OWL! Looking for a fight! [Drop] HEY! HEY! SHADOW BASTARDS! HEY! HEY! COMING AFTER YOU! HOO! HOO! PURPLE OWL! HOO! HOO! SEES RIGHT THROUGH! HA! HA! HA! THE FREAKS ARRIVE! DIRTY PURPLE OWL KEEPS THE NIGHT ALIVE! [Verse 2] Black silhouettes in purple haze Lost inside a haunted maze Scratching sounds beneath the floor Something knocking at the door Whispers leaking from the dark Like a demon leaving marks Every shadow twists and bends Nobody knows where it ends Then the Owl begins to glide Purple moonlight as his guide Feathered outlaw of the night Guardian of strange delights Seen a thousand ghostly wars Heard things no one's heard before Every time the shadows grow The Dirty Purple Owl just knows [Build-Up] The walls are shaking! The sky is cracking! Shadow Bastards! They're attacking! Purple eyes! Above the fear! If you hear the Owl... THEY ARE NEAR! [Chorus] SHADOW BASTARDS! Coming out tonight! SHADOW BASTARDS! Hiding out of sight! Run! Run! Run! You can't escape! Purple darkness! Seal your fate! SHADOW BASTARDS! They own the night! DIRTY PURPLE OWL! Ready for the fight! [Bridge – Creepy] Who's there? Nobody... You sure? Look up... Not behind you... Above you... Hoo... Purple feathers... Hoo... Golden eyes... Hoo... He's watching them... Watching you... Waiting... One... Two... Three... THEY'RE HERE!!! [Final Drop – Festival Chaos] SHADOW! SHADOW! BASTARDS! SHADOW! SHADOW! BASTARDS! DIRTY! PURPLE! OWL! DIRTY! PURPLE! OWL! LET THE DARKNESS LOSE CONTROL! LET THE BASS CONSUME YOUR SOUL! HEY! HEY! SHADOW BASTARDS! HEY! HEY! THEY OWN THE NIGHT! HOO! HOO! PURPLE OWL! HOO! HOO! TAKE FLIGHT! [Outro – Deep Whisper] The lights came back... But the shadows stayed... The party ended... But the Owl remained... Perched above the city... Watching... Waiting... Judging your questionable life choices... Hoo... See you next midnight... 🦉💜🌙
