WELCOME TO THE SIMULATION

[Intro] Put the headset on, Adjust the view, Fazbear Entertainment Has something new for you. Follow the rules, Keep your hands inside, It’s only a game... So why does something feel alive? Loading... Calibrating... Welcome back. [Verse 1] Grab the parts, repair the face, Keep your breathing slow and straight, One wrong move, one flashing light, And something wakes up in the night. Pirate Cove and maintenance halls, Darkened rooms and painted walls, Every nightmare brought to life, Now standing inches from my eyes. Pizza stains and arcade glow, There’s something here they didn’t show, A broken file, a secret track, Somebody buried in the cracks. [Pre-Chorus] Tape by tape, Piece by piece, Something’s crawling underneath. Static whispers through my head— “Keep playing... we’re not finished yet.” [Chorus] WELCOME TO THE SIMULATION! Where the fear becomes your fascination, Every scream is entertainment, Every glitch another invitation. Turn around— Did you see him standing there? Purple shadow, vacant stare, He’s getting closer every time I play... WELCOME TO HELP WANTED! Where the game won’t let you walk away. [Verse 2] Night after night, another test, Fix the wires inside their chest, Ventilation, doors and lights, Survive another digital night. But there’s a rabbit through the screen, Smiling where he shouldn’t be, Every tape I pull apart Seems to bring him closer to my heart. They said the past was rumors, lies, A cheap attraction redesigned, But code remembers everything, And now I hear the system sing. [Pre-Chorus] Tape by tape, Piece by piece, Now he’s staring back at me. Static laughter fills the air— Take off the headset... He’s still there. [Chorus] WELCOME TO THE SIMULATION! Where the fear becomes your fascination, Every scream is entertainment, Every glitch another invitation. Turn around— Did you see him standing there? Purple shadow, vacant stare, He’s getting closer every time I play... WELCOME TO HELP WANTED! Where the game won’t let you walk away. [Bridge] Delete the tapes! Break the chain! Shut it down and purge the game! But the menu starts to twist, And another figure starts to glitch. I reached for “EXIT”— Nothing changed. I pulled the headset— Still the same. Now the room is fading black, And something whispers... “Put it back.” [Final Chorus] WELCOME TO THE SIMULATION! You’ve completed your initiation, No more screen between the nightmare, No more safe observation. Turn around— Now he’s standing everywhere, Purple rabbit, frozen stare, And every flashing pixel knows my name... WELCOME TO HELP WANTED! You thought you were playing the game— BUT THE GAME WAS PLAYING YOU. [Outro] Session complete... Thank you for participating. Lights go dark, Headset down, Yet footsteps echo All around. One last glitch Across the screen... “See you soon.” (Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for digital contamination, paranormal activity, or unusually persistent software.) Goodnight.