[Verse 1: Explosive K-rap female MC, venom on every word] Twelve years playin' the heiress with the pearls and the glare Every Sunday, nine o'clock, the whole country in a chair I'm the one who tells the poor boy that he isn't good enough Grab a cabbage from the jar and give his cheek a little rough Kimchi on his collar, kimchi drippin' off his chin Forty million watch it twice and then they watch it once again Grandmas yell at the TV and the taxi drivers curse my name Market aunties throw me looks like I'm the one who's really to blame They hate me at the fish stall, they hate me on the train Then they buy the paper with my scandal and they read it in the rain Aigoo, they say, she's evil, and they tune in every week I'm the reason that the hero ever gets a story or a cheek [Chorus: Explosive K-rap female MC, chanted] Kimchi slap, still the face of the show Red on his cheek and the ratings explode Hate me in the comments but you never change the channel Kimchi slap, I'm the whole damn scandal [Verse 2: Explosive K-rap female MC, smirking] Then the writers call me in, they got a script tied with a bow Episode sixteen, the heiress takes a tumble off a boat Drown me for the lovers so the lovers get their happy end I say fine, but you'll be beggin' me to come back in again Week one, ratings tumble like a cabbage down the stairs Week two, the hero's boring and the couple's sharin' pears Week three, aunties from the market march the network with a sign Bring her back, the woman with the jar, we want the villain line Daebak, now my phone is ringin' from the people at the top Name the price, they say, I name it twice, and still they cannot stop [Bridge: Explosive K-rap female MC, dramatic zoom on every snare] Zoom one, my eyes go wide Zoom two, the jar at my side Zoom three, his face goes pale Cut to black and the nation inhales [Chorus: Explosive K-rap female MC, chanted] Kimchi slap, still the face of the show Red on his cheek and the ratings explode Hate me in the comments but you never change the channel Kimchi slap, I'm the whole damn scandal [Verse 3: Explosive K-rap female MC, full venom] Now my name is in the title and the lead is finally mine Heiress climbs up from the ocean with the jar and pearls in line Hero's back for one more season and he's sweatin' through his face Every take I tell him, noona's gonna put you in your place Forty million on the couch, the aunties sharpen up their tongues Hate me louder, love me longer, kimchi season's just begun [Chorus: Explosive K-rap female MC, chanted] Kimchi slap, still the face of the show Red on his cheek and the ratings explode Hate me in the comments but you never change the channel Kimchi slap, I'm the whole damn scandal [Outro: Explosive K-rap female MC, janggu rings out] Red on his cheek, red on the screen, best villain the country's ever seen [End]
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