Part 3 of the Sock Heist Trilogy for Tarja's birthday celebration. Hear the other two parts here: Tip-Toeing Through Tarja's Music Room by Cina Tenz https://suno.com/song/8b750a53-5a27-4ba6-a27f-c622d754b96f The Fuzzy Sock Heist by Tankeh https://suno.com/song/9bf05894-e5e4-487f-a600-ac66564944b5 Tarja's Birthday Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/dac87f4d-8059-48e1-b301-3cf03c47e12f -------------------------------------- [VERSE 1] Cina rang me up at half past nine, Said "Suit up, Jellee! Them socks are mine!" Grabbed my darkest hoodie, never asked why. Told the nearest mirror, "Dave, you're the guy!" Cina said "back door," pointed at us two, Tankeh smirked at me, I already knew. Eighteen years married, still giggling children, Tonight though, focus on the operation. [PRE-CHORUS] Crept through the grass like I'm in my own movie, I'm better than Matt Damon and George Clooneyyyyyy... [CHORUS] I'm Jellee, bitch! (a little bitch!) Sock heist extraordinaire! (weird flex!) I'll gun it on the getaway, With the wind gust through my hair! (or you just farted!) [VERSE 2] Tankeh heads to the dresser, I look for clues, Caught a framed pic of the bros, I love those dudes. "Got em!" yells Tankeh, my plan all along, Didn't say, but them socks look a bit like a thong... [PRE-CHORUS] I'm like a movie star, it's kinda insane... I'm better than a Mini Driving Michael Caineeeee... [CHORUS] I'm Jellee, bitch! (you're such a bitch!) Sock heist extraordinaire! (hey I found em!) I'll gun it on the getaway, With the wind gust through my hair! (you definitely farted!) [BRIDGE] I heard a racket down the hall, "We love you Tarya!" was the call. A cello, harp and a bloody banjo, We've got the loot girls, it's time to go! [FINAL CHORUS] I'm Jellee, bitch! (you're clueless!) Sock heist extraordinaire! (no you ain't!) I'll gun it on the getaway, With the wind gust through my hair! (well go on then!) [OUTRO] Happy Birthday Tarya! Sorry but we had to take back Cina's socks... Wait a minute... these ain't socks...
