NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING

[Intro] One, two… Okay. Here we go again. [Verse 1] My alarm clock started yelling Before my dreams were even done Spilled my coffee on my good shirt Five minutes before the bus Phone at three percent battery Dog just stole my other shoe Some days feel like a conspiracy And it’s only quarter to two [Pre-Chorus] But then I looked around And everybody looked confused [Chorus] Nobody knows what they’re doing We’re all just making it up as we go Some people just got better lighting Some people got a little more confidence to show Nobody knows what they’re doing That’s the secret everybody hides So if you’re laughing while you’re learning You’re probably doing life right [Verse 2] Saw a guy give himself directions Using Maps to find his car Watched a CEO forget his password Twice in the same coffee bar Grandma accidentally liked A picture from 2019 Then called me saying “What’s a hashtag?” Honestly, same thing here [Pre-Chorus] And suddenly the pressure Didn’t feel so heavy anymore [Chorus] Nobody knows what they’re doing We’re all just making it up as we go Some people just got better lighting Some people got a little more confidence to show Nobody knows what they’re doing That’s the secret everybody hides So if you’re laughing while you’re learning You’re probably doing life right [Bridge] Hey! To the people with five-year plans That changed by Friday afternoon Hey! To the people still figuring out What they want to be at twenty-two Thirty-two Forty-two Seventy-two Me too [Final Chorus] Nobody knows what they’re doing We’re all just making it up as we go Some people just got better lighting Some people got a little more confidence to show Nobody knows what they’re doing And somehow the whole world survives So put your hands up for the beautiful mess And sing it loud tonight [Outro] One, two… Look at us. Still here. Not bad.