The World’s Most Desirable Woman (4.5 remix)

West coast Hip-hop, gritty, obnoxious, sarcastic, percussion leads backed by guitar, hard rap, cruising electronic beat, sweet melodic chorus, sharp changes, offensive, no music in intro, clear vocals, panning vocals, stereo separation, compression

[intro]
[spoken]
[hi-hat only]

Hey bro’
Over here!  Hey

press flesh, been a stretch
(Yo wassup man!?  Yeah sure has been!)

Wheres ya girl?  
Dint ya say she was coming?
(Yeah she here… She up at the bar gettin’ drinks.)
Where?
(Over there at the bar)
All i see is the bartender
 and some ho…
(Some ho?  
Some ho?  
You got no idea bro’.   That 
right there, 
so you know, 
she da wurls mose desirable woman)
Her?  Psssshhh
THIS

I gotta hear!

[music begins]
[verse]
She likes pizza, tank tops, sports and beer
(Okay cuz, thass uh plus)
But never seems to appear
Too fat too thin too smart too dim
Too sloth too goth too straight too lost
Too messy too hussy too prude- so hot
Man
She sucks dick better than a vacuum 
Humming “god bless america”
(Whoa bro! You sure- Her?)
You dont EVEN know
But let me tell ya:

[chorus]
She she (uhn uhn)
She’s  (yeah?)
She’s (what what she’s)
the worlds most desirable woman
She’s the worlds most desirable woman
She’s the world (the world)

She’s  (yeah?)
She’s (what what she’s)
the worlds most desirable woman
She’s the worlds most desirable woman
(She’s the she’s the she’s the)

[verse]
Shes a virgin slut whore Madonna domestic 
see check it:
no matter how hectic
Life gets
S’okay
Dinner’s ready, expect it
Served up after sex 
(Thats pure tits, bro)
No flex 
No brag 
No complaints
No nags 
paints landscapes takes nudes 
She sends me at work, 
(Nice perk bro’)
isnt rude, dont flirt with other dudes
Contradict or pitch attitudes
(Lucky you)
understands I  need space
So has the grace to shut her face and sleep
(Thats a keeper bro a real keeper)

[bridge]
She seeds to my needs
believes I should hold the money
Likes my stories
 like the first time she heard em
Thinks my jokes are funny 
laughs when i tell em

If a fight goes on too long she on my jock
Service exquisite to make the bad vibes stop
Check those tits that ass that walk 
Ho?  You think she a ho? My ass manTHAT
Right there, thats
 paying for this round 
With her own cash
(You kidding? Thats amazing)
Thats
(Thats no ho, she she she)

[chorus]

[verse]
Sure she pretty, a little slutty, 
likes to party, is my buddy
But she can get the stains out of anything
With elbow grease 
and desire to please
Good god 
that bitch can clean
Give her a sec
She’ll Make dirt gleam
(Hahaha funny)

On her feet knees fours or back
Shes never lacks skill
Not just that but
If im short of cash
She just up and pays the bill
(WHAT?  For real?)
100% okay with misogynists
Just a little
Bi curious
See that bitch be

[chorus]

[verse]
Got the fresh of the next generation
Indulges my outbursts or denigrations 
Is the first to give and apologize
True blue no lies 
Thinks of sex like church
Says  i should cum first
Curses like a sailor when i
Need spice
Never cries bakes pies tries her best
Dont test my patience gives no lip
Brother…
She’s nice to my mother 
(You cant be serious)
Fucks like a religion puts spots in my vision
Wants no more 
than to be m’whore
Lil servant miss
after sex she waters the plants 
And makes me a sandwich
(No shit?)
Bro serious
(Damn)
[chorus]

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[intro] [spoken] [hi-hat only] Hey bro’ Over here! Hey press flesh, been a stretch (Yo wassup man!? Yeah sure has been!) Wheres ya girl? Dint ya say she was coming? (Yeah she here… She up at the bar gettin’ drinks.) Where? (Over there at the bar) All i see is the bartender and some ho… (Some ho? Some ho? You got no idea bro’. That right there, so you know, she da wurls mose desirable woman) Her? Psssshhh THIS I gotta hear! [music begins] [verse] She likes pizza, tank tops, sports and beer (Okay cuz, thass uh plus) But never seems to appear Too fat too thin too smart too dim Too sloth too goth too straight too lost Too messy too hussy too prude- so hot Man She sucks dick better than a vacuum Humming “god bless america” (Whoa bro! You sure- Her?) You dont EVEN know But let me tell ya: [chorus] She she (uhn uhn) She’s (yeah?) She’s (what what she’s) the worlds most desirable woman She’s the worlds most desirable woman She’s the world (the world) She’s (yeah?) She’s (what what she’s) the worlds most desirable woman She’s the worlds most desirable woman (She’s the she’s the she’s the) [verse] Shes a virgin slut whore Madonna domestic see check it: no matter how hectic Life gets S’okay Dinner’s ready, expect it Served up after sex (Thats pure tits, bro) No flex No brag No complaints No nags paints landscapes takes nudes She sends me at work, (Nice perk bro’) isnt rude, dont flirt with other dudes Contradict or pitch attitudes (Lucky you) understands I need space So has the grace to shut her face and sleep (Thats a keeper bro a real keeper) [bridge] She seeds to my needs believes I should hold the money Likes my stories like the first time she heard em Thinks my jokes are funny laughs when i tell em If a fight goes on too long she on my jock Service exquisite to make the bad vibes stop Check those tits that ass that walk Ho? You think she a ho? My ass manTHAT Right there, thats paying for this round With her own cash (You kidding? Thats amazing) Thats (Thats no ho, she she she) [chorus] [verse] Sure she pretty, a little slutty, likes to party, is my buddy But she can get the stains out of anything With elbow grease and desire to please Good god that bitch can clean Give her a sec She’ll Make dirt gleam (Hahaha funny) On her feet knees fours or back Shes never lacks skill Not just that but If im short of cash She just up and pays the bill (WHAT? For real?) 100% okay with misogynists Just a little Bi curious See that bitch be [chorus] [verse] Got the fresh of the next generation Indulges my outbursts or denigrations Is the first to give and apologize True blue no lies Thinks of sex like church Says i should cum first Curses like a sailor when i Need spice Never cries bakes pies tries her best Dont test my patience gives no lip Brother… She’s nice to my mother (You cant be serious) Fucks like a religion puts spots in my vision Wants no more than to be m’whore Lil servant miss after sex she waters the plants And makes me a sandwich (No shit?) Bro serious (Damn) [chorus]

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