PIG [intro - ambient farmyard animal sounds] [verse] A pig is never wrong Its always close to shit There's always an excuse Like lipstick on a pig A pig will be a pig and blame it on the world triggered is the pig when agency is heard [bridge] More wine (whoa) More Cheese (whoa) More wine (whoa) More Cheese (whoa) More wine (whoa) More Cheese (whoa) More wine (whoa) More Cheese (whoa) [verse] a pig is so convinced that it just aint a pig and yet a pig will do what a pig says it aint A pig will be a pig and blame it on the world triggered is the pig when agency is heard [chorus] never trust a pig a dirty fat pig never trust a pig a dirty fat pig never trust a pig a dirty fat pig never trust a pig a dirty fat pig [outro] never trust a pig (whoa-oh) a dirty fat pig (whoa-oh) never trust a pig (whoa-oh) a dirty fat pig (whoa-oh) never trust a pig (whoa-oh) a dirty fat pig (whoa-oh) never trust a pig (whoa-oh) a dirty fat pig (whoa-oh) never trust a pig (whoa-oh) a dirty fat pig (whoa-oh) never trust a pig (whoa-oh) a dirty fat pig (whoa-oh) never trust a pig (whoa-oh) a dirty fat pig (whoa-oh) never trust a pig (whoa-oh) a dirty fat pig (whoa-oh) [end]