Dog That Walks Like a Gunshot

I got a dog, dog, that walks like a gunshot. Every time he moves. I got a dog that walks like a gunshot Every time he moves. I got a dog that talks like a gunshot Every time he talks. I got a dog, dog, dog that talks like a gunshot Every time he talks. He says, "Hey there, mister, fill my bowl." Every time he talks. He goes bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. He goes bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Every time he talks, he says, "Hey there, mister, fill my bowl." Every time I walk, he says, "Hey there, mister, fill my bowl." Every time I walk. I got a dog that sounds like a gunshot Every time he barks. I got a dog that sounds like a gunshot Every time he talks. Verse 2 I had a bunch of thievin' boys Come up from down the road. I had a bunch of thievin' boys, They come up from down the road. That old dog, he was waitin' To be told, to went after all them boys That come up from down the road. And he didn't wait to fire a gunshot. He barked without being told. That old dog, he barked like a gunshot. He barked and he never got old. He sent them boys runnin', runnin' down that road. He sent them boys runnin', and that is what I was told. He sent them boys a-flyin', a-flyin' down the road. That old dog with a gangsaw voice, He gets fed every time he won't. He gets fed every time he won't Until the end, every time he won't. Verse 3 That old dog, he's mine, Found, he's mine, fun to me. That old dog, he's mine, fun, He's mine, fun to me. Now all you people listening here, You can go right on home, 'Cause that old dog, he's mine, And he's mine alone. And don't you ask before you say anything to me. That old dog, that old dog, He sure ain't on loan. He sure ain't on loan. But if you happen to come by With some Kibbles and Bits, Or even a treat, Tastes real good, tastes real good to eat, You might give him, Never if I'm looking, Let you give him a scratch. 'Cause that old dog, he ain't a brat. He's a big love bug, Being a love bug, Being a big love bug. Verse 4 Don't come up in here thinking You're gonna take out nothing of mine, 'Cause this old dog is sure as fire ready He ain't gonna let you cross that line. So just remember this, my friend, Or I won't bite you in the end, like a... He barks, and he barks. Like a shark, And he won't like... dog