# **DARK FANTASY: VILLAIN QUEEN CHAOS** **Verse 1** I woke beneath a blood-red moon With thunder in my veins, Put diamonds on my battle crown And laughter in the rain. The kingdom heard my heels approach, The chandeliers all shook, I smiled at every frightened lord And burned the rulebook. The witches brought me blackened wine, The ravens screamed my name, The dragons bowed their ancient heads And welcomed back the flame. **Pre-Chorus** I didn’t come for mercy. I didn’t come to plead. I came to take the throne apart And build exactly what I need. **Chorus** Welcome to my **dark fantasy**, Where the villain wears the crown, Where the castle shakes with laughter When I tear the old world down. Let the vampires flood the ballroom, Let the gargoyles join the choir, Let the royal court go screaming While I dance inside the fire. I’m the queen of beautiful disaster, Chaos dripping from my sleeves, If the heroes want a battle— Tell them **Crazy Sue receives.** **Verse 2** I’ve got skeletons on trumpet, Ghosts performing cabaret, A demon pouring tea politely While the werewolves start ballet. My executioner’s on holiday, My jester stole a horse, The royal guard joined karaoke— Everything is going **perfectly off course.** There’s glitter in the dungeon, There’s confetti on the throne, Someone gave the dragon cider— Now he thinks the roof’s his home. **Pre-Chorus** They told me queens need manners. They told me queens sit still. I threw their etiquette book Out the window For the thrill. **Chorus** Welcome to my **dark fantasy**, Where the villain wears the crown, Where the castle shakes with laughter When I tear the old world down. Let the vampires flood the ballroom, Let the gargoyles join the choir, Let the royal court go screaming While I dance inside the fire. I’m the queen of beautiful disaster, Chaos dripping from my sleeves, If the heroes want a battle— Tell them **Crazy Sue receives.** **Bridge** Bring me the cursed crown. Too small. Bring me the bigger one. Still too small. Bring me the one with horns, black roses, Three rubies, and unnecessary spikes. **Perfect.** Now release the bats. **All of them.** Why is there a skeleton in the chandelier? Never mind. Give him a sword. **Breakdown** Black crown. Red moon. Big cape. Doom. Ten bats. No—fifty. No— **MAKE IT A THOUSAND.** Thunder! Lightning! Someone cue the choir! And if the heroes kick the doors down— **SET THE BALLROOM ON FIRE.** Not literally. Actually— Maybe a little. **Verse 3** The prince arrived with twenty knights And speeches full of pride, I listened for approximately Three seconds before I sighed. “Darling, you’ve brought swords to this?” I snapped my fingers twice. The suits of armour started dancing. The prince reconsidered life. The heroes tried to corner me, The prophecy said I’d fall, So I rewrote the prophecy In glitter on the wall. **Pre-Chorus** They wanted good versus evil. How painfully cliché. I’m adding dragons, cursed champagne, And absolute chaos today. **Final Chorus** WELCOME TO MY **DARK FANTASY**, Where the villain owns the night, Where the throne is made of black roses And the moon burns crimson bright. Let the witches storm the banquet, Let the undead start a band, Let the kingdom learn exactly Why they shouldn’t test my hand. I’m the queen of beautiful disaster, Madness sparkling in my eyes, I’ll build an empire out of thunder Under broken purple skies. Call me wicked. Call me crazy. Call me everything you fear. I’ll just straighten up my crown And say: **“GOOD. THE QUEEN IS HERE.”** **Outro** The castle’s slightly burning. The vampires stole the wine. The dragon ate the curtains. The skeletons are fine. The heroes have gone home now. The moon belongs to me. Long live chaos. Long live darkness. Long live the queen. **HAHAHAHAHA—** Oh. Who gave the demon fireworks? **RUN.**
