[Verse] Strider said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor," Out in the backwoods where we ain't seen such lore. A wizard is never late, he arrives just on time, Pulled up in his old truck, covered in grime. [Chorus] It’s time to shotgun that beer, boys! Let's raise a glass and make some noise. "Get to the chopper!" shouted loud and clear, In our hillbilly kingdom, we have no fear. [Verse 2] "I'll be back," like Gandalf from the mines, Rode into the night, crossing county lines. “Hasta la vista, baby,” down at the creek, Ain't no hidden ring that we seek. [Chorus] It’s time to shotgun that beer, boys! Let's raise a glass and make some noise. "Get to the chopper!" shouted loud and clear, In our hillbilly kingdom, we have no fear. [Verse 3] Gimli said, “Nobody tosses a dwarf,” On the porch where we play our chords. “Come with me if you want to live,” Whiskey and moonshine’s what we give. [Bridge] "Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam," The words hit like a battering ram. "Conan, what is best in life?" we cheer, "In this small town, it's a shotgun beer."
