[Verse 1 | Cheerful Vocals | Upbeat Synth Riff] We’ve rationalized the market With a harmonized command Every package perfected Exactly as we planned [Chorus | Bright & Energetic | Catchy Synth Chords | Heavy Bubblegum Pop Beat] We don’t want your boxes We don’t want your cans Redesign your bottles We don’t want your brands Don’t, don’t, don’t protest (No way!) We know what’s best [Verse 2 | Playful Vocals | Bounce Synth Bass] We commissioned a study It said regulation’s grim So we filed it under “noted” In the green wheelie bin [Chorus | Bright & Energetic | Catchy Synth Chords | Heavy Bubblegum Pop Beat] We don’t want your boxes We don’t want your cans Redesign your bottles We don’t want your brands Don’t, don’t, don’t protest (Oh no!) We know what’s best [Bridge | Dramatic Shift | Filtered Synths & Drums] Lead with regulation Everything to plan Economic dysfunction Isn’t our remand Our citizens are poorer Relative to the rest But at least we sleep easy Knowing we’re the best (So sweet!) [Spoken Word | Elder Female Politician Voice | Filtered Beat | Serious Tone] We must protect the environment. We must protect the climate. We must harmonize every standard. And please... work less! It is bad for the environment. [Breakdown | Playful Vocal Chops | Minimalist Beat] We’re from the Planet Euro Where everything is green Our regulations lead the world Whatever that may mean [Chorus | Maximum Energy | Full Explosion | Shouts] We don’t want your boxes We don’t want your cans Redesign your bottles We don’t want your brands Don’t, don’t, don’t protest (Hey!) We know what’s best [Outro | Playful Vocals | Stutter Ending] We know what's best (Just as planned)
