Takeaway Tyrant

[Verse] Phone screen glowin’, midweek sin, Scrollin' through options, where do I begin? Kebabs on the menu, wings in the queue, Rice and peas whisperin', "You know what to do." Pockets feelin' light, but the cravings are heavy, Delivery fees stackin’, man, this ain’t steady. [Prechorus] Swipe right on curry, swipe left on sushi, Pizza’s on standby, chatin' all bougie. [Chorus] Takeaway tyrant, apps in a riot, Burgers and fries, man, I just can’t quiet. From the tikka to the Thai, it’s a feast in my flat, Calories climbin’, no room for a chat. [Verse 2] Flat smells wild, it's a battlefield of spice, Chips in the corner, pasties on ice. Forgot I ordered tacos, found ‘em in the fridge, Stack so high, it’s a greasy food bridge. Riders at my door, knockin’ like a beat, Neighbours think I'm trappin’, it’s just Uber Eats. [Bridge] "Mate, it’s your fifteenth order," driver lookin' stressed, Told him I’m a foodie, can’t help what I digest. Sweet chili’s on my lap, peri-peri in my palm, Drippin’ sauce on my jumper, tryin’ to stay calm. [Chorus] Takeaway tyrant, apps in a riot, Burgers and fries, man, I just can’t quiet. From the tikka to the Thai, it’s a feast in my flat, Calories climbin’, no room for a chat.