[Intro] Keys. ... Where are my keys? [Verse 1] The alarm went off, I turned it down Then somehow turned the whole thing off Woke up twenty minutes late Put on a shirt Wrong way around Toast went black, the butter fell Exactly where the floor was clean I found my keys inside my coat The coat I'd checked At least three times [Pre-Chorus] Nothing serious Nothing new Just another little thing Refusing to do What little things are supposed to do [Chorus] Small emergencies All day long Nothing important Just slightly wrong One after another Perfectly timed Small emergencies Standing in line No disaster No grand collapse Just tiny pieces Slipping through the cracks Small emergencies One by one And it's not even Half past one [Verse 2] The charging cable reached the desk By half an inch, but nothing more I moved the chair to make it work And kicked my coffee On the floor The printer swallowed page sixteen Then printed twenty copies blank The pen I needed disappeared While still somehow Inside my hand [Pre-Chorus] Nothing serious Nothing new Just another little thing With nothing better left to do [Chorus] Small emergencies All day long Nothing important Just slightly wrong One after another Perfectly timed Small emergencies Standing in line No disaster No grand collapse Just tiny pieces Slipping through the cracks Small emergencies One by one And now it's only Half past one [Break] USB won't fit again Turn it once And try again Turn it back It still says no How many fucking sides Can this thing grow? Turn it left Turn it right Same damn plug Different fight Third attempt Slides right in. ... I don't ask. I let it win. [Toy orchestra flourish] [Verse 3] A sleeve caught on the door somehow The spoon fell underneath the chair My phone was missing for ten minutes While I was talking On it there The shopping bag split at the gate One orange made a run for it I watched it rolling down the street And briefly thought: Good luck with it. [Pre-Chorus] Nothing serious Nothing new Nothing worth explaining to you [Final Chorus] Small emergencies All day long Nothing important Just slightly wrong One after another Perfectly timed Small emergencies Standing in line No disaster No grand collapse Just tiny pieces Slipping through the cracks Small emergencies One by one The day survived. So did everyone. [Outro] Keys. ... Where are my keys? ... They're in my hand.


