
MBFBS (My Best Friend is a Bar Stool)
[Intro] [strummed acoustic guitar, bright tone] [Chorus] My best friend is a barstool and a damn fool Like me just can't forget My best friend is a barstool and I tell you You're the bestest friend I've met You help me when I'm fallin' to stand tall and Reach up to this bar My best friend is a barstool and I tell you What a real fine friend you are [Verse 1] [bass guitar enters] I've had lots of friends who let me down Spreadin' lies about me all over this whole damn town That's the reason I wear a frown But I met one the other night who likes me hangin' around [Chorus] My best friend is a barstool and a damn fool Like me just can't forget My best friend is a barstool and I tell you You're the bestest friend I've met You help me when I'm fallin' to stand tall and Reach up to this bar My best friend is a barstool and I tell you What a real fine friend you are [Verse 2] I had a friend who got me fired And Took my job at work I had a friend who beat me up, for no good reason, And lordy did that one hurt I had a friend who backed my brand-new truck Right into the lake I had a friend who while I was workin' Took my Wife out on a date [Chorus] My best friend is a barstool and a damn fool Like me just can't forget My best friend is a barstool and I tell you You're the bestest friend I've met You help me when I'm fallin' to stand tall and Reach up to this bar My best friend is a barstool and I tell you What a real fine friend you are [Bridge] [spoken vocals over guitar and bass] Hey B-F-B-S, how you doin' man? You're lookin' good Oh me? I'm doin' about as well as I guess I could [spoken vocals over guitar and bass] I hate to lay this weight upon you, but I really do know you've understood [singing vocals over guitar and bass] I wish I was more like you and had a heart that's made of wood [Chorus] [sung vocals resume] My Best friend is a barstool and a damn fool Like me just can't forget My best friend is a barstool and I tell you You're the bestest friend I've met You help me when I'm fallin' to stand tall and Reach up to this bar My best friend is a barstool and I tell you What a real fine friend you are What a stand-up friend you are

