[Verse 1] Woke up late Half a sock Cold toast Same fate Throw my hoodie on (Yo!) Then it’s gone (No!) That little plastic tip Slides sideways Starts to slip Left side disappears Right side dangling like it’s laughing at me [Chorus] HOODIE STRING Come back to me You’re halfway home In a cotton galaxy I’m tugging Screaming Like this is life or death (c’mon!) HOODIE STRING You’ve tangled up my chest [Verse 2] I twist I smack I do the hoodie CPR attack Friends walk in “Bro, You losing to your clothes again?” I yank I pray I promise I’ll be better if you stay “please…” It tightens up and tries to choke out all my dreams (hey!) [Chorus] HOODIE STRING Come back to me You’re halfway home In a cotton galaxy I’m tugging (Screaming) Like this is life or death (oh yeah!) HOODIE STRING You’ve tangled up my chest [Bridge] (“JUST TAKE IT OFF”) I’d rather lose an arm than lose this fit (no way!) (“JUST CUT IT OUT”) That’s hoodie surgery (“JUST BUY A NEW ONE”) This one smells like all my best bad days (mmm classy) And all my almost-kisses OKAY… [Chorus] Hoodie string Come back to me You’re halfway home In a cotton galaxy I’m tugging Screaming Like this is life or death (hey!) Hoodie string You’ve tangled up my chest [Outro] One last pull One last try And it vanishes I'm gonna be late!! …yeah, I’m gonna be late
