Crack Den Boogie Night uhh-huh Crack Den Boogie Night uhh-huh Crack Den Boogie Night Dancin' down the dirty streets of my life Everyone's gettin’ drunk Everyone's gettin’ high Sin is on sale tonight ((ohhh ohhh ohhh)) Hitting the bars And doing shots Everyone can see I'm lookin' hot Tonight might be a crime But the spotlight is mine I dance into Lou’s Bar Smells like sweat Cheap perfume and lies Then a chair goes flying by I turn and what do I see? Bobby getting tuned up in the corner He looks up, lip bleeding Saying "Baby help me out" I sip my drink Blow him a kiss "Sorry Babe I’m busy right now" ((Even though I wanted to slug him too)) Crack Den Boogie Night Dancin' down the dirty streets of my life Everyone's gettin’ drunk Everyone's gettin’ high Sin is on sale tonight ((ohhh ohhh ohhh)) Hitting the bars And doing shots Everyone can see I'm lookin' hot Tonight might be a crime But the spotlight is mine As I leave Lou's, I see a cop running really fast Oh shit, is he after me? Then I see he's just getting his ass Over to Holy Moly Donuts Next stop is Titty Twister A strip bar that's humming With booze, drugs and whores And back room hums ((hummmmmmmmm)) I see Jo on the pole I say "Girl, this isn't the stage That you should be slaying on!" She says back to me "At least they pay me here to perform" Then I make a stop in the ladies’ room I see written on the wall "For a good time Call Beefstick" underlined (("Beefstick? Really? Did you put that on the wall?)) Connor’s sly grin pops into my mind ((Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh)) Crack Den Boogie Night Dancin' down the dirty streets of my life Everyone's gettin’ drunk Everyone's gettin’ high Sin is on sale tonight ((ohhh ohhh ohhh)) Hitting the bars And doing shots Everyone can see I'm lookin' hot Tonight might be a crime But the spotlight is mine Crack Den Boogie Night uhh-huh Crack Den Boogie Night uhh-huh
