[Verse] In the land of Tapey Beercone A legend was born El Loadstar The player who will never be torn With a rhythm in his swing and a fire in his soul He's the one who always takes control [Verse 2] From the dusty diamond to the cheering crowd El Loadstar steps up Singing his battle cry loud A mariachi band playing to his every beat He swings his bat and hits them out Feeling the heat [Chorus] Viva El Loadstar The king of the game With his sombrero shining bright He'll bring you fame With each swing He hits a home run from afar Viva El Loadstar The Tapey Beercone superstar [Bridge] Once a man called Deadweight, now a legend reborn Through trial and fire, his spirit was torn He swung for the fences, despite all the odds With sweat and resolve, he silenced the beer gods From exile to triumph, the light he became El Loadstar now burns in Tapey Beercone's great flame [Final Chorus] Viva El Loadstar A hero so true Guiding the way with a luminous hue A beacon of hope, a star in the sky Viva El Loadstar The one who can fly [End]
