One dragon steak, cut up into chunks One water-full pot, bring to boil is a must Three garlic cloves, more is way too much One leaf of mint, somehow makes the meat adjust Four chopped potatoes and some powdered onion Not the real stuff ‘cause the meat turns into gum, yuh Throw some carrots, leeks, and mammoth cheese In the stew, let it boil please And then let loose a mighty sneeze As the meat becomes a tender feast In my kitchen it is so sensational In my lab cooking beats and meats incredible You ain’t heard shit quite this flavourful So shut your mouth ‘til the plate is assembled Take a mammoth, hack off its trunk Then shave it’s hair and skewer that punk Spit and sizzle til it’s roasted while sprinkling Some coriander, cardamom, and cloves so tantalizing Rotate it slowly, maybe for an hour while vegetables we add Up it’s snout for real clout ‘til tender they be had All should be ready so just slap it on a plate Then finish the set of with mead and sweet-roll cake No hate It’s the best thing I’ve eaten from Skyrim’s menagerie! In my kitchen it is so sensational In my lab cooking beats and meats incredible You ain’t heard shit quite this flavourful So shut your mouth ‘til the plate is assembled Don’t get me started on that mud crab cake Or the snowberry frozen treat I ate last May And what about the venison - that’s fucking stacked And Honningbrew mead’s got that stellar rap Ain’t got no place to go today, no dragons to tame So chill at Lakeside or the Flagon and pay For some of the mead from the maiden who slays Just stay out of her way while she’s out to play ‘Cause she don’t fucking play Until Riften gives her her way In my kitchen it is so sensational In my lab cooking beats and meats incredible You ain’t heard shit quite this flavourful So shut your mouth ‘til the plate is assembled In my kitchen it is so sensational In my lab cooking beats and meats incredible You ain’t heard shit quite this flavourful So shut your mouth ‘til the plate is assembled
