[Verse 1] Hunter’s got his camo hat, Julian’s got a zoo ID tag, Both out here with nets and traps, Lookin’ for Bigfoot, but they just get gnats. Hunter says, “You’re cruel, you’d cage him for fame!” Julian laughs, “At least I ain’t insane!” Boots in the mud, they’re losin’ their cool, Yellin’ in the trees like a couple of fools! [Chorus] They’re shoutin’ through the pines, Throwin’ words like stones through time, Hunter wants truth, Julian wants proof, But Bigfoot’s gone and slipped right through! Two grown men in a woodland feud, Insults flyin’, attitudes rude, They’re searchin’ the dark, but none will win, Bigfoot’s laughin’ in the wind again! [Verse 2] Julian’s drone buzzes high in the sky, Hunter shoots it down — “Nice try!” “You call yourself a pro?” Hunter sneers, “You couldn’t find a moose if it kicked your rear!” Julian smirks, “At least I’ve got pay, You’re out here broke every single day!” They trip on roots, they splash in streams, Both convinced they’ll live their dream! [Bridge] Hunter’s got bait — a peanut butter trap, Julian’s got tech — a GPS map, They circle around like wolves at dawn, Each one praying the other is gone. “Go home, Julian, the woods ain’t yours!” “Hunter, your Bigfoot’s a bedtime story chore!” But deep in the fog, just outta view, A hairy hand waves — Bigfoot knew! [Chorus] They’re shoutin’ through the pines, Throwin’ words like stones through time, Hunter wants truth, Julian wants proof, But Bigfoot’s gone and slipped right through! Two grown men in a woodland feud, Insults flyin’, attitudes rude, They’re searchin’ the dark, but none will win, Bigfoot’s laughin’ in the wind again! [Outro] Hunter: “One day I’ll prove he’s real, you’ll see!” Julian: “Then I’ll tag him for the world — on TV!” They stomp off opposite ways, both mad, But Bigfoot smiles — best day he’s had. ’Cause while they bicker and act so tough, He’s chillin’ behind them, eatin’ their stuff. (Soft guitar strum) Bigfoot hums, low and sly, “Humans never learn… oh my.” 🦶
