[Intro] Vampires… Demons… Tentacles? Oh, she’s going straight to hell. And she’s taking her books with her. [Verse 1] She’s got a bookshelf full of sin, Where handsome monsters always win. Sharp little fangs, a wicked grin, She knows exactly what she’s getting in. The darker the creature, the more she reads, She’s got some rather unusual needs. Her friends want princes, charming and sweet, She’s reading about things with too many feet. [Pre-Chorus] Claws on the cover, horns on his head, Another filthy fantasy before bed. She knows it’s fiction, knows it’s strange, But she wouldn’t change a single page. [Chorus] M-m-monster lover, wicked desire, Fangs and claws setting hearts on fire. Horns and tails and glowing eyes, She’s got a taste for the supernatural side. Monster lover, what a thrill, She’s got fantasies no human could fulfil. Call her strange, she doesn’t care, There’s something wicked waiting there. [Verse 2] She’s read about vampires taking a bite, Demons who only come out at night. A handsome gargoyle, a creature from space, Another strange lover with a beautiful face. Too many limbs? She doesn’t mind, She’s got a rather imaginative mind. She closes the book and starts to laugh, Thinking, “Well, that was one hell of a chapter.” [Pre-Chorus] Claws on the cover, horns on his head, Another filthy fantasy before bed. She knows it’s fiction, knows it’s strange, But she wouldn’t change a single page. [Chorus] M-m-monster lover, wicked desire, Fangs and claws setting hearts on fire. Horns and tails and glowing eyes, She’s got a taste for the supernatural side. Monster lover, what a thrill, She’s got fantasies no human could fulfil. Call her strange, she doesn’t care, There’s something wicked waiting there. [Bridge] Vampire? Obviously. Werewolf? Interesting. Gargoyle? Why not? Tentacles? … Oh, for fuck’s sake. She’s bought another book. [Final Chorus] M-m-monster lover, wicked desire, Fangs and claws setting hearts on fire. Horns and tails and glowing eyes, She’s got a taste for the supernatural side. Monster lover, what a thrill, She’s got fantasies no human could fulfil. Call her strange, she doesn’t care, There’s something wicked waiting there. [Outro] Just another innocent little romance novel… With fangs. And claws. And… How many tentacles? Fuck. Never mind.
