[Intro - Cinematic voice welcomes characters] Elan, my name, sister of Peter Pan. Pan the man but Peter calls me Pan, wait? Don’t forget about the mom of Pan. Twin sisters with that fan, That’s right my name is Pam, At work they call me Bam Bam Thank You Maam Might even take a trip with him and our friend, Betty - from the Bucket of Black Ink. So it begins, of course lights out ya ya, Let’s get to the show, can I get a HELL YA!?! We have candy and treats included with tricks, Don’t get too excited over there, whippin out…. The cell phone camera clicks. HAHA There are stories once not at all, In fact this never happened NEXT. Strings used to sway me, up and down side to side, Now it’s my turn, and here is why. There was a huge fan of my brother Pan, We told the man - we could take him with us to Wonderland. He agreed! Let’s get the captain and come up with a hook, Had to say that because of copyright laws in the book. Wait if I copied the book that said not to copy, What the hell am I to do? Sudden we get grabbed by a hook, Lifted and swaying, I see the man praying. Not sure what to do or say, we said just take this pill, Red Blue Purple Green - sorry ran out of those, Forget just take this bottle have a shot. Heads in a trance, thinks he might have a chance, With me ELAN, to carry me off my feet, Sunset moons retreat, That’s the moment we arrived, land we see. Tip trap, click that, horses shoes, with tattoos. The flying monkeys greeting us, said hey we got you, Ride with Jill, she's the monkey with half a wing. Deny the offer with a kind reply… Fuck off! Go on her ride and die! Swim with the gators and watch the clock, Once it hits twelve, well first thats illegal heehee You will be riding the horns of Satan's sister named Bell. So carry on, the man walks and sings our song. [Song - Gothic Dark with funny beat] Wonderland, I’m a fan. Pan’s Sister Elan so fine, Laces tied as we trip up hill, Realizing we wear flips flops, Damn rabbits wine, Wait did that rhyme? Oh yes it’s that time! Here we go! see that card? Queen of Spades, She will trick she will treat One thing to know, She’s been with the whole damn street, So off we go to the yellow brick road, Damn copyright, fine small path at night. Sing our song, take the pill, Walk with us, Staple your lips Go ahead, we will watch you sing! Yo Ho Queen of Spades is such a Hoe ray we are there, Take the man, the one of two fans, Swimsuit not provided, Man seems undecided so we call Bell from hell, Take every one we know, Dump the man into the tank, Time to play, welcome to the show! Dipped in black ink, as betty naked and ready, To many lines so stuck with one, She said her nose hurts and hands not steady, Oh well, what the hell!? Bell? Squirrel? There, beating eaten by the Tiger Wolf oh My Nope, never mind it was Bell haha She is so fucking high, She forgot heels and thn just balled and balled, All the way to Cindy’s little dance club Crystal (seth) Ball haha The event is starting it’s called: Sink Sink Drown Sink - I think?!? haha The man the fan so humble and so proud, Sink with the heavy weights tied to your feet, You got this now show the crowd, Problem is we can’t hear you, Under the water just try and yell loud! Silence goes the crowd. *Bubbles top of water gulp, Breaking the silence, They yell for joy, Tell the grinch, Cindy will have a new little toy. Ho Ho HO No no no, not santa dumb ass, Who ever hired that guy, well your Promoted to Demoted you idiot, Come on you already know, We are the ones who created this show Oh well the game was fun, take the green screen, Let’s hold a sign again outside, This time let’s write: Actors needed and FREE ICE CREAM Jokes on them in the end, You get it. I SCREAM?!? K cut cut the bitch off over at the staff open bar, This rhyme this riddle the story its over, So take the script we dont have and go bend Over, Roger Dodger I got your six LOL [Crowd laughs cries who cares, once they walk out, doors will slide, Heads will roll into the bowl, How else do you think 31 flavors became 32? It’s called I SCREAM for a reason, That's it folks see ya next season!
