🌲⛰️🌊❄️ 🎵 NDC • Nordic Discord Challenge • Since November 2024 🎵 ❄️🌊⛰️🌲 NDC 41 - 26 Genre: Art Pop Theme: From an Object's Perspective // FOR I AM A TOASTER #ByDOT🔥 [INTRO] I am a toaster... For I am a toaster. I toast bread. Or so... I WAS MADE FOR. [VERSE 1] Two little slots upon my head, I have one purpose: TOAST. THE. BREAD. Put it in, push me down, wait a little while... POP! Golden brown. Golden brown! THAT'S WHAT I DO! [PRE-CHORUS] But lately... Things have changed. Things have become... STRANGE. Yesterday... They put CHEESE in me. Nooooo! [CHORUS] They use me for SANDWICHES! They use me for PANCAKES! They use me for RICE-PAPER WRAPS! They use me for ANYTHING THEY CAN WRAP! Wrap it! Stuff it! Squash it! Toast it! BUT I AM A TOASTER! I WAS BORN FOR BREAD! BREAD! [VERSE 2] Now there's cheese inside my cracks, Something sticky round the back. Oil is dripping down my side. WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE PUT INSIDE?! Was that... a pancake? Maybe! Was that... rice paper? Probably! Was that thing even FOOD?! Nobody knows! [PRE-CHORUS] Crumbs in my belly, cheese in my cracks, Something is burning somewhere in the back. I smell like breakfast, dinner and regret... AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN FINISHED YET?! [CHORUS] They use me for SANDWICHES! They use me for PANCAKES! They use me for RICE-PAPER WRAPS! They use me for ANYTHING THEY CAN WRAP! And I am filthy... FILTHY! Like a greasy little CRIME SCENE! Crime scene! Crime scene! I HAVE TWO SLOTS! TWO! Does nobody understand WHAT TWO SLOTS MEANS?! [BRIDGE] Once... I knew who I was. Bread went down. Toast came up. It was... simple. Now I wake each morning wondering... What will they shove inside me today? A tortilla? A waffle? A FOLDED OMELETTE?! I wasn't built for this. I wasn't READY for this! [CLIMAX] I AM A TOASTER! HE IS A TOASTER! I TOAST BREAD! HE TOASTS BREAD! THAT IS MY PURPOSE! THAT IS MY CALLING! TWO SLICES IN! TWO SLICES OUT! Sandwich! Pancake! Rice-paper wrap! Cheese! Leftovers! Wrap it! Stuff it! NO! NO! NOOOOO! I AM NOT YOUR TINY VERTICAL OVEN! I. AM. A. TOASTER! [OUTRO] ...is that cheese? © 2026 #ByDOT🔥 - All Rights Reserved 🎵 Original song by #ByDOT🔥 ✍️ Lyrics & Creative Concept: #ByDOT🔥 🎼 AI-assisted music production 🚫 No unauthorized copying, redistribution, remixing, re-uploading or commercial use without permission.
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