[Intro] Who hired that piano player? He been talking about me all night Well, alright then Let's settle this on the dance floor [Verse 1] He hit them keys like he owed somebody rent Every sharp little note got the whole room bent I was minding my business, keeping things polite Till that left hand started picking on me tonight I pointed at the piano, he answered with a grin Now the bass rolls heavy and the drums kick in Got a quick tongue ready and a beat in my shoes If that piano wants trouble, I got nothing to lose [Pre Chorus] Boom goes the low end Clack goes the floor He plays one measure I come back with four [Chorus] That piano owes me a fight Been talking all night, now we're settling it right Bang those keys, let the whole room shout I'm gonna dance till the truth comes out That piano owes me a fight Got my boots laced tight and my grin just right He can run them keys, I can run this floor Tell that piano man to give me one more [Verse 2] He threw in a shuffle, I threw in a slide He sped up the rhythm, I picked up my stride Every little fill got a brand new reply Whole room laughing as the minutes flew by A lady in the corner yelled, give him some more So I spun through the center and I stomped the floor He got fancy with the right hand, left hand rolling deep I hit a little shoulder shake that woke up the street [Pre Chorus] Boom goes the low end Clack goes the floor He plays one measure I come back with four [Chorus] That piano owes me a fight Been talking all night, now we're settling it right Bang those keys, let the whole room shout I'm gonna dance till the truth comes out That piano owes me a fight Got my boots laced tight and my grin just right He can run them keys, I can run this floor Tell that piano man to give me one more [Instrumental Break] Right hand rolling Left hand mean Bassline shaking every glass in between Boot heels cracking Hands up high Let that honky tonk engine fly [Bridge] When the last note rings and the room goes still I'll buy that man a drink if he'll play one more fill No hard feelings, no winner tonight Just two bad attitudes and a groove done right [Final Chorus] That piano owes me a fight Been talking all night, now we're settling it right Bang those keys, let the whole room shout I'm gonna dance till the truth comes out That piano owes me a fight Got my boots laced tight and my grin just right He can run them keys, I can run this floor Tell that piano man to give me one more [Outro] We called it even Then he played that riff again Now where'd my hat go?
