Cabin Vacation (based on "Evil Dead") - Spotify Version

[Intro – cheerful advertisement voice] Is your vacation always one big yawn? Come to the woods, stay in our lovely cabin! Read from the Neck Row Nom Ick Con C’mon! What’s the worst thing that could happen? [Verse 1] Tired of your pain-free life, mortal? Oh you must come, it’s exquisite! We have a timeshare on a time portal We can show you when you visit [Verse 2] Meet Hetty, your Scare B and B host She’ll be like your loving anty Better keep that basement hatch locked, though She can get a lil cranky! [Chorus] Some zombies wanna eat your flesh Others wanna eat your braaaaains We don’t wanna eat you – ew! We’re quite simply insane! [Verse 3] Don’t be unfriendly now, my boy And get ideas above your station You never know, you might enjoy A good evisceration [Verse 4] Put that chainsaw down, this instant! Be a good boy Ash, be a man! You’ve proving annoy ing lee resistant You needa give us a hand (Oh, you already did, ha ha ha ha!!!) [Chorus] Some zombies wanna eat your flesh Others wanna eat your braaaaains We don’t wanna eat you – ew! We’re quite simply insane! [Verse 5] Why do we do the things we do? What does it fucking matter? We hate all things that are pure and good We love to see you splatta! [Verse 6] So let us in, it’s such a drag, my dears When you resist our reverie It’ll only hurt for oh, a thousand years Give or take a century [Verse 7] Isn’t that the scariest thing of all? Enough to make your gooey insides run? It’s not your souls hold us in thrall We kill you, just for fun!!!! [Outro] Some zombies wanna eat your flesh Others wanna eat your braaaaains We don’t wanna eat you – ew! We’re quite simply insane! [Final interlude, spoken, distorted demonic voices] Seriously, who’d eat a human? Have you SEEN what some of those dirty bastards get up to? Disgusting!