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V4.5

INTRO When it’s time to rip I feel it in my tip Bust the FACTory seal like it’s no big deal Then do my white card check CHORUS There’s always fucking white cards There’s never any gems Collector boxes are such bullshit I’m 17 boxes in And there’s no gems VERSE I’m gunna kick I’m gunna scream I’m going to haunt every one of those goddam gnomes dreams VERSE My cold heart yearns My brain twists and turns I wanna start a fucking fire But I’ve got no gems to burn (No gems to burn!) CHORUS There’s always fucking white cards There’s never any gems Collector boxes are such bullshit I’m 27 boxes in And there’s no gems VERSE Don’t want your crystal sparkles I’ve got my ice in my grill Rainbows look like Pokemon And I’m in base card hell I could sell them on eBay At a couple bucks a pop All the Shipping fees and cancellations And getting straight up robbed CHORUS There’s always fucking white cards There’s never any gems Collector boxes are such bullshit All these fucking boxes in And there’s no gems BRIDGE Goddamn your pulls (Goddamn your pulls!) All I feel is scorn (All I feel is scorn!) Goddamn your packs and your sub post pull porn I know it’s not my first box But why can’t I literally shake too? All I wanna do Is literally shake too! (Literally shake too!) OUTTRO Goddamn your pulls (Goddamn your pulls!) All I feel is scorn (All I feel is scorn!) Goddamn your packs and your sub post pull porn I know it’s not my first box But why can’t I literally shake too? All I wanna do Is literally shake too! (Literally shake too!)