(Verse 1) From misty meadows at break of dawn, A green-beard rises, oak club drawn, Ravens cry and the forests sway, Another soul walks Odin’s way. Fire is lit in the timber hall, Shields on the wall, hear the battle call, Stone and flint in the cold north wind, This world is harsh — but we dig in. ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) Axes ready, sails unfurled, Longship cuts through a savage world, By root and branch, by leaf and limb… ⸻ (Chorus — chant this loud) WHO’S THE SHRUB! WHO’S THE SHRUB! Hammer in hand, hear the war drums thud! From swamp to peak, from ash to rim, All bow down to Who’s the Shrub in Valheim! WHO’S THE SHRUB! WHO’S THE SHRUB! Green in name but forged in blood, Bosses fall and trophies brim, Raise your horns for Who’s the Shrub in Valheim! ⸻ (Verse 2) Black Forest whispers through ancient pine, Trolls in the dark but the stars still shine, Bronze on the belt, frost in the beard, Every new biome feeds the fear. Serpents roll in the open sea, Wolves on the mountain wait patiently, Build it high, let the ward fires glow, This Viking stream puts on a show. ⸻ (Bridge – slower, deeper) By Odin’s eye and Thor’s loud roar, We farm, we fight, we sail once more, From humble hut to mighty rim, Legends grow where the roots dig in. ⸻ (Final Chorus – full hype) WHO’S THE SHRUB! WHO’S THE SHRUB! Streaming the saga, the gods all shrug, Raids come fast but victories brim, You can’t stop Who’s the Shrub in Valheim! WHO’S THE SHRUB! WHO’S THE SHRUB! Tree-born terror with Viking blood, Chat goes wild, the screen lights dim, All hail Who’s the Shrub in Valheim! ⸻ (Outro – chant style) Build. Fight. Sail. Survive. Shrub stands tall — the server’s alive. Skål to the north, to leaf and limb… Who’s the Shrub… in Valheim.
