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Barbara, They're Coming

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[Spoken Word] Hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Welcome to this evening, Friday night. I'm the late night guy. I'll be playing a little piano. Here for you, I got my friend Jim. Hey Jim, how you doing? (Pretty good, John) Over on guitar. And then Mickey way over there. [Laughter] Mickey, cha-cha on the bongos and congas. Mick, how you doing? [Singing in background] So, [Silence] Um, well, let's start out with a little number I call Barbara. They're coming to get you. [Laughter] All right, here we go. [Music] [Spoken Word] Through the cemetery with my girlfriend on a lovely Sunday afternoon we had attended mass at the Catholic church and Father Pat was happy. It was a gingerly walk on a Sunday afternoon, everybody, here we go, afternoon. And then I saw something coming from behind the big maple tree. It didn't look right to me. I thought it was a creature from the deep. So I jokingly looked at my girlfriend, Barbara, and I said, Barbara, the're coming for you. [Laughter] And she said, stop it, Joel. But I said, Barbara, the're coming for you. And she said, slap me with her white gloves. And then the creature was real and thus, Night of the Living Dead. Barbara, they're coming to get you. Also, yoga pants do have benefits other than the visual pleasure from the male or possibly lesbian or bisexual person. All right, um, yeah, have a good night. 10:06 PM, free association. We're here all night. We're here all night till midnight. Two more hours, free association. We're burning credits. We're smoking weed. It's legal in New York State. Completely 100% recreationally legal and it's registered, certified marijuana. It's wicked cheap now and really good. So, people out there in the world hearing this, don't drink alcohol, it's bad for you. Don't smoke cigarettes, it's bad for you. Don't do heroin, crack, cocaine, methamphetamines and all those other hard drugs, bad for you. Meditation is good for you, though, and deep breathing and expressing yourself, such as a Russian guy pissed me off, so I'm gonna write some songs. [Laughter]