S.O.S. Decorating Dilemmas

[Verse 1] I bought a statue shaped like a cow, It’s five times bigger than my house somehow. Placed it by the barn, thought it’d bring me pride, Now the chickens won’t go near it—they’re terrified. [Chorus] Oh, decorating’s harder than it seems, Turning my farm into Pinterest dreams. From hay bale stacks to glowing gnomes, This farm’s a circus, but it’s my home. [Verse 2] I tried to build a path with fancy stone, But I ran out halfway and used old bones. The villagers come and just stand there in shock, ‘Cause my scarecrow’s now riding a giant rock. [Bridge] The fountain’s off-center, the lamp won’t stay lit, And my flower bed’s overrun by rabbits. But hey, it’s charming, a rustic kind of flair, Even if the mailbox is floating in mid-air. [Verse 3] I bought a windmill for a romantic touch, But it blocks my crops, so it’s not worth much. I added a pond with some fish to the mix, Now the mayor’s dog keeps diving in for kicks. [Chorus] Oh, decorating’s harder than it seems, Turning my farm into Pinterest dreams. From hay bale stacks to glowing gnomes, This farm’s a circus, but it’s my home. [Verse 4] The Harvest Sprite said, “Your farm looks great!” But I’m drowning in furniture I bought on a date. A mushroom chair here, a duck statue there, Why is my sofa sitting under the scare? [Bridge 2] The villagers gossip when they stroll on through, “Did you see the fountain with the toilet too?” But I’ll keep on tweaking ‘til it’s just right, Even if my alpacas laugh at the sight. [Outro] So here’s to the chaos of decorating dreams, Where the weird and wacky reign supreme. From giant cows to misplaced gnomes, This quirky farm will always feel like home.